/biz/ - Business & Finance

There is a house across the street that is completely empty. In the past, I sometimes watched the previous owner's cat and I still have a key because of that. She forgot and moved out. It'll be empty for the next 4 months at the least.

How can I profit from this?

>>50972776
You should fag!

You don't have what it takes to shoot 2% pure speed straight into a vain in your cock, with a needle you have sanded down to half the size. My downstairs neighbor does.

You must feel like a dumb bitch rn

>>50917536
Lmao this is me. For example, I managed to make a 3-line code change review/pull request my task of the day. I might place a comment on it to see if I can spread it to tomorrow, too.

I will be applauded during tomorrow's stand-up for having such a sharp eye and being critical which improves the quality of everything we do. Kek.

>Bought a modest house 9 years ago
>Already paid of my mortgage with my crypto profits

I don't care what the housing market does. I live comfortably and free. Meanwhile my idiot friends are buying houses RIGHT NOW for +500k, shackling themselves with huge monthly payments for a possibly rapidly deprecating piece of property.

I haven't factually made it but sometimes it definitely feels like it. Crydo certainly made my life a lot comfier.