/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>2176041
>unironically uses a image from a movie where they made money using phone calls after pumping penny stocks and then dumping on the boomers to make money using 4chan posts after pumping shit coins and then dumping on anons

Aurinia Pharmaceuticals Inc

Invest in $URRE$

$URRE$

CHEERS TO $URRE$ MAY THIS MEME SPREAD LIKE FIRE THROUGH /BIZ/ TILL WE ALL DRIVE LAMBOS!

>>638992
Congratulations anon! I was only notified this morning by Vanguard that you had reached this milestone, so my apologies for the delay in following-up with you.

>What now, /biz/?
In 7-10 business days you'll receive an information packet with important details regarding your new status in life. Included will be your username and password (temporary) for accessing the private forums on 4chan, reddit, and bogleheads. (Please safeguard these credentials, as we have had riff raff issues in the past.)

On the forums you'll find additional information about things like underground sex clubs, secret signs & handshakes, and preferred service providers (drugs, call girls, virgins, monocles, etc.). You'll also find information about applying to the higher tiers of membership, such as the Illuminati, the Freemasons, or the Jews. Membership in the secret clubs is not guaranteed, of course, but do note that only club members have a vote in global geo-political and financial matters.

If you have any questions, feel free to use the direct message feature on 4chan, which you should now have access to along with all the other mod tools. In the meanwhile, congrats again and welcome to the team!