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>> No.25526413 [View]
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I CAME ONTO THIS BOARD AS A REJECT
LOOK AT ALL THESE BAGS
THEN YOU'LL SEE THEM BLEEDING IN SATS
DWELLIN' ON THE PAST
IT'S BURNIN' UP MY BRAIN
EVERY TOKEN HELD HAS TO LEAVE ME IN PAIN

HEY, I THINK ABOUT THE DAY
MY SERGEY RAN AWAY WITH MY PAY
WHEN NICO CAME TO SAY
NOW I'M STUCK HOLDING BAGS THAT HE DUMPED
AND I'M JUST A SUCKER WITH NO FUNDS AND I'M BROKE

LIKE A CHUMP, HEY
LIKE A CHUMP, HEY
LIKE A CHUMP, HEY
LIKE A CHUMP, HEY
LIKE A CHUMP, HEY
LIKE A CHUMP, HEY
LIKE A CHUMP, HEY

SHOULD I BE BUYING MORE? (no)
SHOULD I SELL INSTEAD? (no)
IT'S KINDA SAD, I'M THE LAUGHING STOCK OF THE FORUM THREAD
AND YOU WOULD THINK I'D BE MOVING ON
BUT I'M A SUCKER LIKE I SAID, GETTING DUMPED ON MY HEAD

AND MAYBE SERG MADE A MISTAKE
AND I SHOULD GIVE HIM A BREAK
MY WALLET ACHES EITHER WAY
HEY, WHAT THE HELL, WHAT YOU WANT ME TO SAY?
THEY WON'T BUY, THAT I CAN'T DENY

I DID IT ALL FOR THE LINKIES
COME ON! THE LINKIES
COME ON! SO YOU CAN TAKE THAT STINKY
AND STICK IT UP YOUR YEAH
STICK IT UP YOUR YEAH
STICK IT UP YOUR YEAH
STICK IT UP YOUR

I DID IT ALL FOR THE LINKIES
COME ON! THE LINKIES
COME ON! SO YOU CAN TAKE THAT STINKY
AND STICK IT UP YOUR YEAH
STICK IT UP YOUR YEAH
STICK IT UP YOUR YEAH
STICK IT UP YOUR

>> No.21615711 [View]
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21615711

Seriously though, when will the dump stop?

>> No.21374335 [View]
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21374335

When is the dump over?

>> No.21366687 [View]
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21366687

STINKY LINKY DUMPITY DOO
I'VE GOT ANOTHER SEVEN HUNDRED K FOR YOU

>> No.21291747 [View]
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I can't believe LINK is $12 again. We should be at least $16 by now.

>> No.21022840 [View]
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>>21022742
> He's not scheduled
Oh no no no no HA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.20912580 [View]
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>Supercomputers
>Priced in
>Team AWOL
>No Communication ever
>Registered in a Tax haven
>Slavic scamcoin Pump & Dump
>No activity on GITHUB
>Solves nothing
>Toilets
>Rory
>Useless token
>Deluded
>Doesn't need a token
>2 devs
>Sergey is philosophy major
>Bagholders left to fend for themselves
>Nobody outside /biz/ knows about this scamcoin
>you all got had
>Below ICO price
>No trade volume
>Chinks own 40% of this coin
>Dev has 6 billion tokens in his personal wallet
>Altcoin garbage
>2 shit exchanges
>People literally robbed "LOST ALL MY LINK NOO"
>Stuttering potheads
>Go to local shop and save yesterday.
>Four 12 packs of Fresca for $10.
>Do some shopping
>Checking out, the cashier asks me if I need any bags.
>Frustrated
>I HAVE ENOUGH BAGS.
>Leaving I hear her mutter under her breath
>Stinky Linkie


Stinky Linky pump-pa-dee-do
I have a perfect shitcoin for you
Stinky Linky pump-pa-dee-dee
If you are wise, you'll listen to me
What do you get when you invest in a rush?
Buying the coins mined where toilets flush
Where are you at getting a SWIFT partnership?
How long do you think you'll hold your grip?

Stinky Linky pump-pa-dee-da
If you're not greedy, you will go far
You will drive in lambos too
Like the Stinky Linkies pump-pa-dee-do


>chainlink has -2 devs, would need to hire 2 devs even to have zero staff
>whitepaper is written on a bar towel covered in vomit
>ICO caused 9/11
>roadmap literally goes backwards to 2008 then crashes
>Sergey isn't even real he's a balloon with a face drawn on

>> No.20292699 [View]
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Stinky Linky dumpety doo
I've got another puzzle for you
Stinky Linky dumpety dee
If you are wise you'll listen to me

Who do you blame when your coin takes a hit
And the market stinks worse than Pajeet shit?
Blaming yourself is a lie and a shame You know exactly who's to blame

Some random anon on /biz/

Stinky Linky dumpety da
FOMO in now and you will go far
You can drive in lambos too
Like the Stinky Linkies dumpety do

>> No.17456096 [View]
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17456096

WTF IT'S CRASHING AGAIN
I KNEW IT WAS A BULLTRAP

>> No.17220504 [View]
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17220504

Swingy Linky dumpety doo
I've got a perfect puzzle for you
Swingy Linky dumpety dee
If you are wise, you'll listen to me

Who do you blame when your coin takes a hit?
When markets dump worse than a Pajeet's shit?
Blaming yourself is a lie and a shame
You know exactly who's to blame

>Some random anon on /biz/

Swingy Linky dumpety da
FOMO in now and you will go far
You will drive in Chad Lambos too

Like the

Stinky

Linky

Doopety do

>> No.16542794 [View]
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16542794

Swingy Linky dumpety doo
I've got a perfect puzzle for you
Swingy Linky dumpety dee
If you are wise, you'll listen to me

Who do you blame when your coin takes a hit?
When markets dump worse than a Pajeet's shit?
Blaming yourself is a lie and a shame
You know exactly who's to blame

>Some random anon on /biz/

Swingy Linky dumpety da
FOMO in now and you will go far
You will drive in Chad Lambos too

Like the

Stinky

Linky

Doopety do

>> No.16542750 [DELETED]  [View]
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16542750

Stinky Linky dumpety doo
I've got a perfect puzzle for you
Stinky Linky dumpety dee
If you are wise, you'll listen to me

Who do you blame when your coin takes a hit?
When markets dump worse than a Pajeet's shit?
Blaming yourself is a lie and a shame
You know exactly who's to blame

>Some random anon on /biz/

Stinky Linky dumpety da
FOMO in now and you will go far
You will drive in Chad Lambos too

Like the

Stinky

Linky

Doopety do

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>>12269696

according to MIT, it was just a good attempt. As in, good on you Sergey for trying but you failed. Better luck with the next coin or rebrand.

>> No.11694681 [View]
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Stinky Linky dumpety doo
I've got a perfect puzzle for you
Stinky Linky dumpety dee
If you are wise you'll listen to me

Who do you blame when your coin takes a hit
And the marketing stinks worse than Pajeet shit?
Blaming yourself is a lie and a shame
You know exactly who's to blame

Some random anon on /biz/

Stinky Linky dumpety da
FOMO in now and you won't go far
You will drive in Toyotas too
Like the Stinky Linkies dumpety do

>> No.11332613 [View]
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https://youtube.com/watch?v=krrNlvnx-os

>> No.11255252 [View]
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https://vocaroo.com/i/s1LbacHUy3bj

>> No.11246045 [View]
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Stinky linky dumpety do

https://youtu.be/krrNlvnx-os

>> No.11222002 [View]
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Link .01 eoy

>> No.11218385 [View]
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https://vocaroo.com/i/s1LbacHUy3bj
Stinky linkies

>> No.11217834 [View]
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>>11217810
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1LbacHUy3bj

>> No.11216340 [View]
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>>11216255
B A S E D
sing this classic anon

Stinky Linky dumpety doo
I've got another puzzle for you
Stinky Linky dumpety dee
If you are wise you'll listen to me

Who do you blame when your coin takes a hit
And the market stinks worse than Pajeet shit?
Blaming yourself is a lie and a shame
You know exactly who's to blame

Some random anon on /biz/

Stinky Linky dumpety da
FOMO in now and you will go far
You can drive in lambos too
Like the Stinky Linkies dumpety do

>> No.11169743 [View]
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11169743

Stinky Linky dumpety doo
I've got another puzzle for you
Stinky Linky dumpety dee
If you are wise you'll listen to me

Who do you blame when your coin takes a hit
And the market stinks worse than Pajeet shit?
Blaming yourself is a lie and a shame
You know exactly who's to blame

Some random anon on /biz/

Stinky Linky dumpety da
FOMO in now and you will go far
You can drive in lambos too
Like the Stinky Linkies dumpety do

>> No.10901365 [View]
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10901365

>>10900000

>> No.10667336 [View]
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10667336

>30K LINK
>63K VEE
>81K ELEC

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