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highest paying job you can get right out of college with an economics degree?

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>Link fud used to be creative and people would actually believe some of it because it sounded genuine, we'd also get paragraphs of fucking hilarious shit and people especially redditors were actually convinced by some of it

>Nu-fud is from spamming children who completely ruined the chance of fooling newfags and redditnigs because they can't come up with anything better than a single sentence in capital letters

What went wrong with Link fudders? Seriously there's once guy spamming literal who news articles and it's so obvious because it's just spam with nothing of substance. What went wrong?

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FUCK YOU GUYS FOR TELLING ME TO "IMAGINE THE SMELL"

I just hired a hooker and asked to sniff her asshole. it was fucking disgusting and I puked all over the fucking floor.

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I'm 43 yo successful crypto enthusiast boomerang that is deadly afraid of prostate cancer cuz old man had it. Chances of getting it 50/50. I go for quarterly check up with my favorite doctor. Start telling him about Link when sub $1 after.

He bought small stack for fun around when he started massaging my prostate to see size. Link went above $1 and he schedules me for monthly massages.

Link went above $3 and massages is now weekly. I tell him about /biz when he wanted to know how I got news about Link. Wants to keep up

> Today I got appointment to see him after him being unavailable for weeks now.Last visit was in early July
> mfw he did my check up perfunctorily
> mfw no music, no dim lights, and no prostate massage
> mfw I can't feel normal now without anyone but him checking the size of my glands

Biz bros, what happened to Link in July? You incels did not convince him to go all in, did you? I have all my stack in cold wallet and have been too focused on my health to check. If Link is down now it's going to go back up right? R-right? I don't even care about crypto anymore but i need my massages for live or death reasons, biz.

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Because kikes invented laws that don't allow us to have women when they are in their prime of 12 years of age. Back in the midevil times women were married off at 11 years of age and started a family at the age of 13. Fuck this society. I know your pain op

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>once you make it you can focus on hobbies and life they said
>once you make it life becomes easy they said
>once you make it all your worries go away they said
>once you make it you can work on yourself they said

What s bunch of fucking lies. I used to have a great career in the trades and enjoyed working with my hands it was a fulfilling life. Then I came across this board a few years ago and discovered ethereum at $4. Took a big risk and it ended up paying off and now I'll never have to work again. I won't even begin to say how much I made as you'll just call me a lying larp and I don't fucking care that isn't the point of this post.

>bear season comes and I end up losing more money than I could ever think of by not selling the top of btc
>begin to become extremely depressed and end up masturbating 3-4 times a night before bed
>don't want to make my sheets wet so I cum on my stomach
>take a shower every few days when the cum ends up becoming a dry hardened crust
>always tired, losing motivation to live, don't feel useful to society, feel guilty for making all this money I never had to work for

You name it the list goes on. I fucking hate my life. Neets will tell you lies that not having a job and millions in the bank is the life but I'm here to tell you otherwise. It's a fucking lie. You need to have a purpose in life or you won't be able to enjoy it trust me im living proof of this. I thought I might have a chance to be able to lose my virginity after I had all this money but it's made me even more miserable than before. You guys fucking told me that once you madeit everything in life would be easy. Fuck all of your bullshit lies and leading this board astray.

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> Bee meme
> 43 yo successful crypto enthusiast boomerang
> Be deadly afraid of prostate cancer cuz old man had it
> Chances of getting it 50/50
> Go for quarterly check up with my favorite doctor
> Start telling him about Link when sub $1 afte
> He bought small stack for fun
> He started massaging my prostate to see size
> Link went above $1
> He schedules me for monthly massages
> Link went above $3 and massages is now weekly
> I tell him about /biz when he wanted to know how I got news about Link. Wants to keep up
> Today I got appointment to see him after him being unavailable for weeks now.Last visit was in early July
> mfw he did my check up perfunctorily
> mfw no music, ni dim lights, and no prostate massage
> mfw I can't feel normal now without anyone but him checking the size of my glands

Biz bros, what happened to Link in July? You incels did not convince him to go all in, did you? I have all my stack in cold wallet and have been too focused on my health to check. If Link is down now it's going to go back up right? R-right? I don't even care about crypto anymore but i need my massages for live or death reasons, biz.

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>>15151100
>November - BTC ~87.00

What did he mean by this, what year, 2020 or 2021? 87$ or 8700$ or 87000$ ?

Please this is driving me crazy

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Guys you have to help me. My kyc was leaked from the binance hack and now people know who I am. Please guys what the fuck do I do? I went into the telegram channel and my fucking passport and picture were right there please biz help me

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FUCK YOU NIGGERS FOR TELLING ME TO IMAGINE THE SMELL

Listen here biz you fucking shithole board. I had only had sex a few times back in highschool and it was very tame and vanilla nothing crazy. All of this fucking brapp posting and imagine the Smell posting got be thinking that I should try it out so that's exactly what I did I spent a night with a hooker and as we were having sex I told her I wanted to smell her ass. She agreed and had no problems. The fucking disgusting odorous that I sniffed were so gut wrenching horrible I ended up having to go to the bathroom and barfed In the shower WHAT THE FUCK. YOU GUYS SAID THAT THE SMELL WAS INTOXICATING AND THAT IT MAKES YOU HORNY WHEN YOU SNIFF A BRAPPER WHAT IN THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THIS BOARD YOU MADE ME THROW UP. FUCKING KILL YOURSELVES

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>mfw I have to wait 3 more years until the love of my life can move in with me
>mfw I'm still a Virgin at 26 and have been saving myself for the one
>mfw there are laws in place right now made by (((them))) to make the age of concent at 16
>mfw I wish we could turn on the ovens and purge the useless race that did 9/11

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>use a fake profile of a male model to talk to women on tinder
>get over 50+ likes within a matter of hours
>find a really nice looking gal
>begin talking a bunch about my passions and desires
>have 3 hours of deep sensual conversation with passion and love
>she says she wants to meet up the next day at a Starbucks for coffee
>I am overwhelmed with joy that she said yes
>get a haircut, have a shower, buy the most expensive cologne at my mall and get ready for the time of my life
>made sure to show up 10 minutes late to make sure I could see her
>I approached the Starbucks slowly and I saw her sitting inside through the window
>slowly walk up to her and say "Rachel is that you?"
>she says yes. I begin to tell her I was Eric from tinder
>she panics and says "what the fuck! Get away from me you creep!"
>I try to calm her down begging her to hear why I did this
>I grab her hand and say please relax.
>she screams "help me!! This man's trying to hurt me"
>I panic and run as fast as I can out of the Starbucks with my cologne wafting in the air
>I sprint as fast as I can many city blocks and get back to the bus before the cops show up

Guys can you please help me. I wanted to try to tell this woman that she could get to know me on the inside first and then learn to love me for what I looked like later. I really wanted her to be the one guys but I really fucked this up. I didn't think that it would turn out this way and all I wanted was to find love. I thought our deep passionate conversation would have been enough to ignite the passion but it didn't work.

Guys what can I do to improve my chances of finding love? I'm 32 years old and still have not lost my virginity. I wanted her to give herself to me but it didnt work out the way I planned. Can someone please help me? I'm willing to pay 10 ethereum for us to meet up if you teach me the ways. I live in California LA. Please I am really desperate help.

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My mother came home and found me dressed in her panties and bra. I was sniffing her used undies and licking the wetness in my mouth while wearing her bra and other thong. I am a 35 year old virgin and she caught me. I just like the soft feeling of the fabric of her panties against my cock. I've also never been with a woman so I love sniffing her sweet juices and licking them. My mom is 55 and she still has sex with random guys she brings home she's a real hot woman and I've wanted to have sex with her ever since I was 15 years old I would spy on her and jerk off to her. I would imagine what my cock felt like in her pussy and I've always wanted to fuck her this is why I've never ever been with another woman but now after 15+ years of fantasizing about my mom she found me in on her bed playing with her panties and now she's said she is going to kick me out of the house. I'm fucked guys. I only have 45,000 links from my mom's allowance that she gives me every months I've can pumping it into crypto without her knowing. I told her I was using it for some online courses to learn computer programming and bought all through out 2018. Guys I've been a neet my whole life my.mom got divorced when I was 12 and she's raised me ever since. She's paid for my car, my cellphone, my computer games, my gas, my Internet, my Netflix, my food and everything else. Please guys all I was trying to do was live out my fantasies about my mom and now she's gone off the rails freaking out and crying. Please guys what are my options I don't want to be homeless. Should I pay for a lawyer? I kind of was wanting to wait for linkies to moon before trying to move out. I need to know my options here guys my mom is acting like an insane bitch and won't stop threatening to kick me out.

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My mother came home and found me dressed in her panties and bra. I was sniffing her used undies and licking the wetness in my mouth while wearing her bra and other thong. I am a 35 year old virgin and she caught me. I just like the soft feeling of the fabric of her panties against my cock. I've also never been with a woman so I love sniffing her sweet juices and licking them. My mom is 55 and she still has sex with random guys she brings home she's a real hot woman and I've wanted to have sex with her ever since I was 15 years old I would spy on her and jerk off to her. I would imagine what my cock felt like in her pussy and I've always wanted to fuck her this is why I've never ever been with another woman but now after 15+ years of fantasizing about my mom she found me in on her bed playing with her panties and now she's said she is going to kick me out of the house. I'm fucked guys. I only have 45,000 links from my mom's allowance that she gives me every months I've can pumping it into crypto without her knowing. I told her I was using it for some online courses to learn computer programming and bought all through out 2018. Guys I've been a neet my whole life my.mom got divorced when I was 12 and she's raised me ever since. She's paid for my car, my cellphone, my computer games, my gas, my Internet, my Netflix, my food and everything else. Please guys all I was trying to do was live out my fantasies about my mom and now she's gone off the rails freaking out and crying. Please guys what are my options I don't want to be homeless. Should I pay for a lawyer? I kind of was wanting to wait for linkies to moon before trying to move out. I need to know my options here guys my mom is acting like an insane bitch and won't stop threatening to kick me out.

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I'm currently sitting here in my desk with a glock ready to fire into my mouth. I have never touched a breast. I have never been on a date. I have never touched any woman ever. My birthday is tomorrow and I'm turning 37. I am really about to end it here. What is the point of living if I'm about to turn into a 37 year old kissless touchless hopeless virgin?

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>>14788405
I knew it :(

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>mfw its easier to make $40,000 a month flipping shitcoins than it is to lose my virginity.

Please biz just help me lose my virginity and no don't say a hooker. I want an actual real woman

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>masturbate 7-8 times a day
>pain all through my body
>sleep because it causes me not to hurt
>27 year old virgin who made it from ethereum
>nap through out the day in between masturbation sessions
>mom asks me to bring in groceries
>hands hurt so much I can barely lift in the bags
>end up dropping the milk and vegetables all over the drive way
>mother screams at me asking what the fuck is wrong with me
>tell her him not feeling good and go lock myself in my room and turn on Tara tainton again
>wake up in even more pain thinking I can't escape this cycle

You guys told me after you made it from crypto everything would be better. You guys fucking lied.

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>never had sex before
>begin to get curious what a blowjob feels like
>read some guides online about how to give myself a blowjob
>gained over 50 lbs since my younger days
>convince myself everything will probably be okay
>lay down a towel on my bed, lift my legs up above my head
>begin to walk my legs down backwards along the wall.
>lift my head up to suck
>hear a crack and immense pain real sharp pain.

That was yesterday. Guys I went to my chiropractor today and he said I pulled some muscle in my spine. I forget the name of it. Either way I really am scared here because I work in construction and I needed my body to be able to pay the bills. I am going to call in sick today and am dreading the phone call to my Forman.

I told my chiropractor I was lifting the barbecue up the back stairs with a friend. He said from his estimates I might be off work for as long as 2 months. I'm going to be fucking ruined if this happens as rent Is in 1 week.

I come to you guys today to tell me which coin I can go all in on for a quick x2. I have a total of $4000 left over from buying up at $16k per btc and have just held it for the long term. Is there a quick coin you guys can suggest I can double my $4000 into 8k? I usually come here because you guys know the answer to everything. So please tell me what to do.

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Guys please you have to help me. Please tell me what does it feel Like? Im a 33 year old virgin with social crippling anxiety who has never experienced sex with a real woman and I really need to know. I'm going insane I've contemplated suicide because I'm still a Virgin and I really don't know what to do to fix my self. I bought ripple in 2016 at $0.008 usd and sold in the December highs of 2017 so money is no longer an issue for me. I can't get over the fact though that women make me insanely scared. Any time I get within 10 feet of a woman I begin to have a hard time breathing and nervousness. My hands shake and I begin to sweat underneath all my layers of clothing I wear 3 layers usually so people don't smell my bad odour from the excessive sweating.

I really can't stand it guys every fucking time I go out into public I need to interact with women and it makes me a nervous wreck. Its gotten so bad I can't even go to restraunts anymore because when a female waitress approaches in the tight dresses I can't function. I begin sweating, sometimes in extreme cases I get chest pains and need to go outside for some fresh air to recover.

I'm really at the end of my road here guys. I have more than enough money to never worry about anything but I can't get over this power women have over me. The way they look as soon as I get eye contact or even worse all of these symptoms start happening. What's even worse is sometimes I studder and then they smirk at me which makes my other symptoms even worse. Please guys I'm fucking begging you i need your help. I'm from Toronto Canada so if any leafs here wouldn't mind meeting up and helping me im willing to pay you $95,000 Canadian to help me figure out how to talk to women and not get nervous around them. I'm so fucking desperate words can't even begin to describe my current situation. I need to know what sex feels like but first I need to know how to get over my social crippling anxieties. You guys helped me before. Please help

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Okay guys so my female cousin is coming over to my house tomorrow and I've just finished setting up the camera in her spare bedroom and her onsuite bathroom. I still live at home with my mom and I'm a 29 year old virgin. Where can I go to sell this footage? she is a 19 year old virgin as well I'm pretty sure. I need some extra cash to buy more chainlink on this dip. I've never held a job as I'm still a neet so if you guys could tell me where to sell this amateur creepshot footage I'm about to get that would be great. I was thinking on Craigslist. Any advice?

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>mfw I have to wait 3 more years until the love of my life can move in with me
>mfw I'm still a Virgin at 26 and have been saving myself for the one
>mfw there are laws in place right now made by (((them))) to make the age of concent at 16
>mfw I wish we could turn on the ovens and purge the useless race that did 9/11

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>mfw its easier to make $50,000 a month trading shitcoins in current market settings than it is to find a gf.

Why is being able to lose your virginity so hard bros?

>in b4 just go fuck a hooker anon

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