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>>50883111
>>50883111
Checked. I've been thinking myself how to gain fame in real life for a while and come up with a plan. Unironically follow these steps.
>Inform yourself on gay/trans culture
>Half believe it
>Dress as a woman and go to a club/pub
>Hire some people beforehand to beat the shit out of you at the entrance and call you homophobic slurs
>Hire someone to record it on cell phone
>Next day, you'll be on the news "racist/homophobic attack on innocent trans in local pub"
>Media will definitely contact you
>You tell them your life story, struggles, loneliness, etc. and how feel society is still backwards and homophobic. Half true, half bullshit.

They have to beat you up badly. You'll get support if you're in the hospital for a few days. News will spread fast. From there, you could become a gay rights activist, give public speeches. Maybe some tv show will hire you as a panelist. You could hire someone to write a book about your life. Start a big YouTube channel. People will flock to you and help you reach places you wouldn't achieve normally in this clown society. The price? Your morals and values. Fame level? May be 15 minutes or something more permanent. But you'll leave a precedent, people (at least some) will remember your name.
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