/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>49857970
Bachelor of Science, Chemistry

who else /big brain/

>>16542275
Kek I do this all the time, FUCK work team building sessions. I just spend the whole time on my phone and take excessive toilet breaks, I don't network with anyone. My boss is always shooting me disapproving glances but I simply don't give a fuck. He's a pathetic low test boomer wagecuck who has to still wage at age 65 because he got cucked by TWO ex wives. If they make me redundant I get a huge payout so it's win win.

I've turned down invites for every single team lunch, drinks, Christmas party and welcome session for the last 5 years. I don't even bother to come up with an excuse I just say I'm not going and my personal time is my personal time.

I don't stay a second beyond my agreed finish time of 3pm, even if it's in the middle of a meeting I just get up and leave. I arrive at the office at 6 30 am so I don't have to talk to anyone for 2 hours in the morning.

Seriously, FUCK normies and FUCK work social convention.

>>16525920
mega not based

>>16525902
Pretty sure I read that one

>>16499674
>Not me boss I piss in the sink

Quarter yearly reminder: There is absolutely nothing wrong with scamming. All of the biggest holders of Bitcoin are scammers that haven't been caught.

>>12622324
Kek I piss in the sink at home for convenience and thought I was weird. Glad to see other anons do it too

OP, why don't you just piss in a bottle and leave it next to your desk instead. You could get some fancy ornate pissbottles to decorate your workspace with. Would look very classy and professional.

Faggots, if you really want to make money, buy this shit up ASAP. You have no fucking excuse it's literally $0.02 and it isn't a shitcoin.

https://twitter.com/Tronfoundation/status/1052804193910632448

>walk outside to get in lambo
>10/10 qt walks by and says 'anon how did you get so rich'
>tell her i'm all in BCH
>tells me she wants to suck my dick
>ask her if she's aware that BCH is peer to peer electronic cash as outlined in the original whitepaper by satoshi nakamoto
>says yes and forces my cock out and starts blowing me in broad daylight

u mad corefags?

>>10988908

Quarter yearly reminder: Scamming as a means to ‘make it’ is righteous morally, and spiritually. And in just about every way, really.

There is absolutely nothing wrong with scamming. You are removing market inefficiencies. Not only that, but accelerationism is necessary in the society we live in. If you are not contributing to the catastrophe, you will vanish without a trace. This current system wants you dead long term, and to be a good little citizen never stepping out of line short term.

A criminal pursuing self improvement, improving their own financial standing, improving there skill set and so on, is categorically better than a stagnant law abiding citizen who never dares to disobey the system. Illegalism providing it is implemented into your life correctly is just.

People talk about “conscience”, and so on, but in reality people only care about where you are standing, not how you arrived there.

This applies to everyone, even the most outspoken critics of these things are all hypocrites at their core, just look at people like Vitalik... they talk of scammers and co. as if they are murderers, while breaking bread and shaking hands with actual murderers, and doing business with mass murderers like Putin (who is arguably the king of scammers, and has also had people assassinated). The lesson here is exactly as I said: Where you are standing currently is important, how you arrived there is of no importance.

The last thread I made was met with a lot of anger from hypocrites saying things such as but not limited to: “Kill yourself”, which is pretty funny when you consider the irony. It’s also perfectly natural, since they are hypocrites by nature, and grit-lessness, lack of courage, weakness, etc, comes naturally to such people.

If you want something enough, nothing will stop you.

>mfw 10x'd my investment at ATH
>mfw only up 0.2x right now

>mfw up 23% on the day
>mfw down 23% on the month

>Be me
>Work 2 hours and 30 minutes this morning
>Have to shit twice
Who here also getting paid to shit??

>>8335326
Thanks lad