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LISTEN UP YOU STRETCH MARKED STOMACH MAGGOTS! TODAY IS GOING TO BE A GRUELING DAY; THE HEDGIES ARE GOING TO UNDO THE CLOSINGS OF FRIDAY AND DIP THE PRICE DOWN TO UNSPEAKABLE LOVECRAFTIAN LEVELS! THEIR PET YUPPIES IN THE MEDIA ARE WORKING OVERTIME TO CONVINCE PEOPLE THAT WE THE PEOPLE ARE THE BAD GUYS!
PERSONALLY I DONT CARE IF YOU’RE AN ANIME WATCHING FATSO IN MOMMY’S BASEMENT, A SKINNY ASS CITY SLICKER WHO SPENDS 20% OF THEIR INCOME ON FUNKO POPS, OR A LOW INCOME GAL WORKING ROOM SERVICE IN SLEAZY MOTELS...YOU! WILL NOT! LET THEM! HAVE THE MARKET!
WHAT YOU WILL LET THEM HAVE IS A STATEMENT FULL OF LOSSES AND STOMACHES FULL OF BOOZE AND ACHES! TWO YEARS FROM NOW YOU WILL LOOK AT THESE FORMER MANAGERS AS THEY SERVE YOU YOUR TENDERS IN THE DRIVE THRU, AND YOU WILL LOOK AT THEM WILL A MUSTARD STAINED SMILE! IN ORDER TO ACHIVE THAT REALITY, YOU MUST BE DIAMOND HANDED, YOU MUST BE AGRESSIVE IN YOUR PORTFOLIO, AND YOU MUST HOLD EVEN IF WE GO INTO THE CENT RANGE!
THE AVERAGE JOES WILL SHOW THOSE CHAMPAGNE SLURPING DADDY’S FUND SPENDING LEECHES THAT WE CAN PLAY THEIR GAMES, TOO!
DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR!? SOUND OFF LIKE YOU GOT SOME DIAMONDS ON YOUR HANDS