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Sometimes when I'm about to have sex with my girlfriend. I like to slather her entire body in mayonnaise beforehand then lick it off. While i'm licking it off I have her lay perfectly still while humming the theme to the magic school bus. One time my roommate came in while we were doing the foreplay, and he started freaking out. I was especially confused because we weren't even at my house we were at my girlfriend's apartment.