/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>23130211
If he's dating down like that and browses 4chan, his kid is clearly an elliot waiting to happen. There's a reason WMAF children are so overrepresented with violent mental illness: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m59NX1tVDMo
They realize they're products of self-hatred on the father's half for his inadequacies that forced him to settle for a flat faced goblin, and on the mother's side for her contempt for asian features that lead her to chase shit-tier white men over higher quality men of her own kin.

>>21135304
>How did you do it ?
LINK
>>21135426
Never selling my LINK. Never diversifying

>>20483481
Yes, she knows I have 6 figs in LINK. She thinks i'm delusional for believing it will go to millions.
I have no complaints though, she's never once asked me to sell it or implied I'm not spending enough on her and I. And I don't spend shit on us, I am an absolute jew about money and invest 30% of every paycheck into LINK.

Don't know if shes wife material, but she's fun for now

>>20248900
>also relying on your money to get girls is only gonna make you feel like shit in the long run because you'll be surrounded by gold diggers who see you as nothing but an ATM
But anon, I know this and only see them as an ATM machine.
That is, ass-to-mouth machine.
>How does your ass taste, bitch?

>>20091939
You put your LINK into a node as collateral for that node
For every job that node completes, it is paid by the job requester, in the form of LINK. This LINK is then distributed among those who are staking their LINK in the node (and a portion of it is sent to the node providing service, such as LinkPool, Fiews, ChainLayer, Huobi, etc )

lol... was buying on uniswap and put in a swap order for 2300 DMG total, about 440 DMG per ETH

tx failed, said insufficient rate or some shit, refreshed uniswap and it was 360 DMG per ETH... waited another minute, and it was back to around 440, same massive drop (or increase in value, rather) in DMG per ETH on the portal at the same time
anyways, im now the proud owner of just over 2k DMG

>>19893750
if this isnt a larp (and it is)

you are too much of a faggot to ever hold long enough to make it. if you bought 1000 LINK right now, you would sell it all at $100.
you would be so happy with your $100,000 and spend it paying off your college tuition, your car, or your rent. and feel on top of the world.

just in time for chainlink to hit $1000

Oldfag here, feeling generous this morning. Don't care if I piss off trannies.

A warning to all newfags who weren't around for the last 3 years.
This entire Tellor shilling operation grew from a joke in 2019. Anons shitposted about trying to force Tellor down the throats of reddit and twitter as a "better LINK" in an effort to get them to stay away from LINK

It is ironic that it ultimately ended up coming back to /biz/, but I cant say im surprised.
The entire point of these posts is to trick newfags into thinking that Tellor is viable competition to Chainlink, or that Tellor has more room to grow than Chainlink.

It is 100% an effort to get people who weren't around back then to stay away from Chainlink.
Trannies will seethe at me posting the truth, but I do find it hilarious how our original intentions were to shove Tellor down lebbit and twitters throat, but its come full circle into tricking newfags on /biz/

>>19789255
Anybody who thinks that the primary use case of crypto that will actually matter long term is as a "transaction mechanism" is certifiably retarded.

Smart Contracts are the only important thing to ever be developed in the history of blockchain

>>19730047
this.

Unless you are extremely autistic or just generally quite ugly, tell her to meet up in person so you can explain everything.
She picks up the tab, because you're teaching her, get her drunk and invite her over after and fuck her.

If you are either a sperg, short, ugly, fat, scrawny, balding or have acne, then just go for the nudes champ.

>>19686708
unbiased response, tokens most held (in $) by /biz/ users

1. LINK
2. ETH
3. BTC
4. XTZ
5. XMR

anyone who says anything different is a newfag or shilling their favorite shitcoin

>>19663866
ive been waiting ever since i missed the first COVID dip, stocking up extra money in my checking account

have about 10k right now i can blow whenever i want, i am so fucking erect
please for the love of god let the big covid drop part 2 happen

>>17526841
no kikes allowed, right jeff?

>>17419412
OP ill be honest, I do own a small amount of what this anon is shilling but i do not recommend you try and buy any, for a number of reasons.
#1: you know far too little about blockchain right now to make an informed decision on a rank 100 coin like QNT
#2: it is reasonably difficult to understand IDEX for a newfag, took me at least a month or two before i got comfortable with decentralized exchanges
#3: hes acting like a faggot, and anytime people act like faggots you should take what they say with a grain of salt
#4: similar to point #2, you shouldnt try and manage multiple exchanges/wallets right out of the gate, stick to binance or coinbase for now and slowly expand over time if you so desire

>>17299273
>>17299441
>muh psychadelics are such a profound and life changing experience
>muh i wouldnt be who i am today without tripping

this shit is retarded.
i say this as a guy who has done LSD 3 times, mushrooms 3 times, dmt 6 times and rolled on molly at a few festivals

its fun. it really is. but its like going to an amusement park, once you leave the park youre gone.
if you cant come to the same conclusions about how to behave and manage your life choices while sober, then you just have a shitty brain.

>>17260236
>super saturated
literally every single website on the internet says that software devs are in demand in 2019 and 2020 as one of the top job prospects in the world

If i refer a software dev to my current employer, i get cut a check for $3000.
A level one software dev, not even a level 2 or 3.

>>17171404
unironic advice: This is one of the only dApp platforms that has a remote chance of becoming "the next ETH" or even an "ETH killer". This is due to the unbelievably disgusting nationality among koreans, coupled with the fact that South Korea is always using bleeding edge tech, and their government is by far the most progressive when it comes to crypto

ironic advice: gook scam , 2017 shitcoin look at the charts

>>16968716
I hold Chainlink

>>16615510
imagine.. IMAGINE trying to tell someone that you made an "investment" of 2.5 years

what a short sighted instant gratification wanting piece of shit you are
my boomer parents sat on their 401ks for 30 years, you can handle 50 months you little fuck

>>16520490
security engineer

I don't even know that much, just powershell, python, and VBA

>>15314754
>i jsut start with a simple "hey :)" or "wussup"

tinder is a game rigged for women. i say this as a guy who regularly uses tinder to fuck whenever i feel horny.
unless you have a six pack shirtless pic, you have to do better than "hey". i used to be a scrawny faggot and had to try so fucking hard to get laid off tinder, try commenting on their bio or one of their pictures
or just go to the gym for a year, get a six pack, make that your 2nd pic and have girls blatantly ask you for sex like i do

>>15259795
this

its absolutely fucking shameful that the official chainlink twitter account posted about a genuine scam using their project
its fine that MOAB wants to use chainlink, even that they made an article about it
but this is incredibly unprofessional and downright retarded that the official twitter promotes this