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rumor has it that zionist regime payed a "very large" "desperate" and "humiliating" ransom to stop the brutal onslaught from persia in a desperate attempt to spare the gender conversion clinic in jerusalem from any damage. you can already see this money making its way into the crypto markets, probably gonna find its way into the us equity market in the end. i think the numbers can finally go up again. thank you iran.