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HAHAHA remember when they even approved single stock ETFs to try to stop the MOASS??

GME frens need to accept BBBY as a critical piece of the equation, even Ryan Cohen has 9m shares at a cost basis average of $15. Shills and well-meaning frens are trying to keep retail out of BBBY any way they can.

Marge calls between 2 and 4pm EST. Expecting a dump at 2 to keep them below their critical margin, they have to be very very careful right now. Shorts are losing their power very quickly as broker-dealers have begun to purchase shares to fulfill their divvie obligations.

Shit is about to get real. Pic related is how they will attempt to flash-crash it post split, but we all know that if they push it below $10 the entire float will be locked within a month. They are about to be hydrologic pressed into oblivion

>Hedgies break the rules
>Get caught breaking their rules
>About to get their comeuppance
>They run to mommy SEC and cry
>Change the rules so they literally have complete control over the price

This shit is fucking ridiculous.