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THESURGINGECONONMY

>CPI is going up again
>no plans to hike
I am going to grow my own food.

I'm from 2026
Donald Trump almost flipped New York and Oregon on election night leading with 95 million votes to 75, but in the subsequent days california had 20 million votes for biden and he won re-election 101 million to 100 million votes. Prices for everything keep going up and the DJIA is approaching 40,000. Bitcoin is also approaching 40,000. Link is now 4 dollars. Kamala Harris became the new president with hunter biden as her VP after the 2026 midterms, as Joe stepped down to retire, where republicans got 50 of the senate seats, democrats 47 and independents 3 (the independents all vote with the democrats) and 225 house seats. My pay has increased 5%, my rent has increased 10%. Things are better than ever and women are now pushing for age-gap restrictions to prevent men from dating under 30 and men over 25 but under 30 from dating under 25. Men under 25 have reached a 90% rate of nogf as the women now weigh 200 pounds on average and have fucked at least 100 chads by the time they're 20.

You're welcome.

>>55794315
>>55795058

THAT'S RIGHT JACK
EVERYONE CAN BE A DELIVERY DRIVER FOR UPS
IT'S SO SIMPLE