/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>56626954
sergey make me happy :)

>32 posts

This is the face of /biz/

say something nice about him

>can't even break $10

Ok!

0x6C2AB472D324BB5529B34Ad5e3B021737AB78Ce0

Are we just gonna ignore what he said?

10+ year in blockchain, 7+ in smart contracts.

BTC released in 2009...

>>30352502

>>30257797
you had 3 years you retarded fudder. Even if it pumps less than Bogs' heart vessel, im still way up. Keep coping.

It was 2/16 216 months ago

>2.2 LINK

Love you, duds!

>>27719964
>dumps 1.5 million links a week

"Ring ring", the alarm clock said. "Ring ring, Sergey! It is time!" The alarm clock was programmed to sound just like Thomas' soft-spoken voice. Sergey had no choice but to wake up at the sound of the alarm clock he had set up through his own oracle node on the blockchain network many nights prior. While he was still feeling tired from the previous night of intense partying with on-chain verifiably legal Asian prostitutes and would have preferred to remain dormant for a few more hours, he knew the ineluctably of time's running its course was a factor beyond his God-like control. "Cursed be the fool who created the clock!" he exclaimed, half-angrily, half-jokingly, waking up Ting-Ting, the Vietnamese concubine. Alas, she didn't understand a single word of English. "Bring me my morning coffee, whore!", Sergey ordered. "And make it a large one!" Sergey knew the alarm clock's tamperproof and decentralized mechanism woke him up for a very specific reason on that day: so he would not forget to accomplish his duty. Like an Olympian God reminding humans of their roles in the world, the alarm clock reminded Sergey of his fate. Sergey booted his computer, drinking from his enormous cup while Ting-Ting massaged his feet. At last, the caffeine had entered his system and feeling finally ready to process; the ogre simply whispered: "Ahh... let the weekly dump begin..."

>Shitcoin masters yesterday
>STONK WHALES today
You are going to get burned harder than you got burned on chainlink, you clowns...
Foken comedy gold on /biz/ this week!

>>26533999
You are MANIAC!

>>26156443
They should start using this image.

>>25807330
im up by a lot still.

>>25756683
Bless you OP

>>25652293
Technically it’s more of a “snatch”,

>>25419868
SIR ZANNA

>>25413023
Funny thing is, you care about my bags so much you make threads about it.
I totally don't care about price action, it's a trading market, what do you expect? Educate and make strategies if you are so late, OP, you seem to be feeling down today, you just wrote two sentences.

MERRY CHRISTMAS LINKIES

>anon said 4 hours at 10:00am in the stinky thread
>it’s 1:30

>>25094703
>Zeus Capital
>hunted by SEC for maipulation
>has something to say