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in b4 I know something schizos

>>27500809
I AM RECLAIMER OF MY NAAAAAAAAAAAAME

>>27373683
watching futurama and playing fighting games and DMC

>>27005267
/v/ reporting in. I took a fat nap and my body is ready.

Lets. Fucking. RUMBLEEEEEEEEEEEE

>one dude keeps making a new thread after the old one 404s with less than 10 posts because no one cares about this botcoin but he needs more bagholders to dump on

BTC will pump to 100k over 6 months, some altcoins might go up while that's happening (eth) but for the most part the maxipads will piss all over everyone. Then BTC will announce that satoshi dumped all his BTC and moved to Mars (where he now rules as king over the loli android kingdom) and BTC will tank to zero.

Crypto will never recover.

>dip

Nasdaq isn't dipping though, sucks for you Dowcucks.

Looking at that price pump over the summer when the SEC opinion and market go live in jan/feb this is going to do a quick pump to 100 dollaridoos. Better strap in now because 95 cents is the best you'll get.

>>24880203
No one cares about sats because BTC is a jewbank coin now.

>>24809547
>shitstock which relies entirely on trade war policies making American steel viable

When you options expire I'm gonna laugh at you, you worthless autist.

>>24789027
By definition you're holding someone else's bags

>>24788992
It's quite literally 3xed from the original insider-only price, you'd have to be negative zero IQ to buy this shit.