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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

WE BOUGHT FAKE INTERNET MONEY FROM INDIA

>>52882732
It goes beyond there. Been a bad boy? Guess who can't buy plane tickets or venue tickets anymore.

FFFFFUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKK

Welp looks like I'll be buying tomorrow. I'm definitely, for realsies not all-in right now. In fact, I'm 100% cash.
Ready to buy tomorrow. Yep
I sure hope there isn't a huge pump tomorrow that would totally fuck me over big time.
Please don't pump.
Don't you do it.
Definitely, really really, actually don't do it.

>>29199121

>>28777083
>MFW I went to sleep and ~45 minutes later it bottomed out

>80
>75
>rinse and repeat

IT'S GOING TO SHOOT UP LIKE A ROCKET TO 300-SOMETHING LATER IN THE DAY
THEY WILL TRY TO MAKE YOU SELL
GIVE THEM NOT A SINGLE SHARE
>IT'S GOING TO SHOOT UP LIKE A ROCKET TO 300-SOMETHING LATER IN THE DAY
>THEY WILL TRY TO MAKE YOU SELL
>GIVE THEM NOT A SINGLE SHARE
IT'S GOING TO SHOOT UP LIKE A ROCKET TO 300-SOMETHING LATER IN THE DAY
THEY WILL TRY TO MAKE YOU SELL
GIVE THEM NOT A SINGLE SHARE
>IT'S GOING TO SHOOT UP LIKE A ROCKET TO 300-SOMETHING LATER IN THE DAY
>THEY WILL TRY TO MAKE YOU SELL
>GIVE THEM NOT A SINGLE SHARE

>>27409226
>Mfw that was 8 years ago.

I remember those threads and browsing that site like it happened last year.

This is not a game. The people who originated this meme like to have fun with stupid stock bets, we like to pretend we're monkeys throwing darts, but though we enjoy talking like idiots, we actually do know the difference between delta and theta. We understand what role a clearinghouse performs. We were playing GME weeks ago, at $10-$50, as it became clear that DFV was actually right. We put in money we could afford to lose, because we knew we were speculating on a potential short squeeze.

If these statements don't describe you - if you don't know options greeks, if you don't understand how the market works, and especially if you are gambling with money that would cause you problems if you didn't have it anymore - then pull your head out of your ass, return to the real world with your real obligations and expenses, and don't increase your exposure any more. There's an emotional high in gambling, especially when you're doing it with lots of other euphoric people. Don't let it screw up your life.

Don't worry guys I'll be holding because I can't get onto my broker website

>I could have gotten this instead of GRT

>All of MVIS gains lost instantly

>>24972937
I literally meant to buy $1000 worth last week, but my bank deposit has been held up for at least another 5 days. P-please dip...

lets GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>23759525
Yeah, I'm really angry Tulsi didn't at least get VP. Would have honestly voted Democrat if she was on the ballot - but it seems a majority of people really don't give a fuck because MSM has successfully indoctrinated the masses with the concept of "blue no matter who" so that the establishment could push the worst possible candidates down our throats. Wanted Trump to win just because I wanted to send a message to the DNC but it seems like most Americans are content with taking a loss so long as their favorite celebrities tell them to. I'm not looking forward to a Biden/Kamala (let's be honest, he's handing it over to her after a year) regime in the slightest. Middle class is dead. Was hoping I could get out of my situation through the markets but that opportunity is probably dead now too when he decides to tax capital gains so far up the ass that the risks aren't worth it unless you've got millions in capital.

>>23632824
Bullrun is just always "soon" but when will it be now.

>>23466666

Why are Jews suppressing miners so hard today

WHERE IS THE BOTTOM

>>21970589
If Elon is shilling it, normies will be flocking to get this surgery done. Owning a Tesla is just so passé now.

STOP FUCKING SELLING