/biz/ - Business & Finance

Hey /biz/, did you know that today is NATIONAL CHAINLINK DAY?

NATIONAL CHAINLINK DAY is a Federally recognized holiday to commemorate the day before the FACEBOOK ANNOUNCEMENT. NATIONAL CHAINLINK DAY was the day all NEETs in America put TEN DOLLARS into CHAINLINK on Binance, thereby ELIMINATING POVERTY in the Continental United States (and India).

The intention of NATIONAL CHAINLINK DAY is to celebrate CHAINLINK, honor the fallen /biz/reali LINKmarines who lost the Great Swing War of 2019, and enjoy a wonderful BIG MAC – the national treasure of the Americas. To celebrate NATIONAL CHAINLINK DAY, you must do three things:

1.) Eat one (1) Big Mac from any official Mc Donald’s Franchise location
2.) Buy ten ($10) worth of Chainlink
3.) Flush the toilet without using it one (1) time to commemorate the Chainlink Conferences of 2018.

If you do all of this, on NATIONAL CHAINLINK DAY (June 17th evey year), Chainlink will go to $1,000 EOY!

Pass it on!

>>10685185

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