/biz/ - Business & Finance

"KIKE NIGGER JEWS AGAIN!" Sergey roared stomping into his office decorated to look suspiciously like the Cayman Islands.
"What's the problem this time?" inquired Adelyn looking up from her wet dictionary with a jaded glance.
Rory and Thomas stood over in the corner by the coffee machine. Rory shrugged his shoulders, Thomas rolled his eyes and mouthed "not again" to Rory. Rory, not wanting to get involved in yet another morning 'incident', thought of his wife's son and all they had built together.
"Well..." Sergey began before staring into space for a solid 42 seconds. The others had grown accustomed to this inevitable delay and waited patiently.
"The media, in all their wisdom, cannot see the value of smart contracts; but flippantly share BLM bullcrap". “It’s like a torrent of shit published minute by minute hour by hour!” Rory and Thomas kept their poker faces while Adelyn blew a big bubble of blue HubbaBubba, seemingly immune to the rhetoric, possibly because she was an Asian woman on loan from the Chinese state department.
"And, what's worst," Sergey continued jumping up and down, his fat violently oozing, his chubby arms flailing wide around, "that Microsoft dude is coming today and I'm just not in the mood to talk about "how much I care about BLM"” Sergey fingered the air overemphasizing the quotes and the problem.
"Aww just focus on your oracles sweetie" said Adelyn cooing, "that's what he's come for. Try and stay focused!"
"yeah focused and 1keoy" thought Sergey. Out loud he said with a wink "You're right my little spelling bee, everyone come over here for a group huddle"
Rory and Thomas looked over at each other and sighed in unison and Adelyn complied with a ‘white people walking past you grimace’ expression on her face.
Each put their hands into the center, "One Two Three, We Just Win" they shouted together smiling the Smart Contract mandated smile

>>13804388
> Harvard? Sounds expensive you're hired!
Kek

>>13667501
The real question is who dresses up like link at the office party? I mean imagine if link was a gurl?

>Muh market cap
You retards need to realize this is a new asset class and cannot be valued according to traditional metrics

>>13652927
WE ARE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER
LINKED TOGETHER

>>12261820
D E L U D E D

>Raven
Literal fucking shitcoin the likes of Litecoin, Doge oin, ...
>Monero
Will never moon significantly, maybe follow BTC, but it's not that special either
>Golem
Jesus these poor retards
>Siacoin
I don't even know anymore, are they really that dumb?
>Polymath
Yikes

The only coin that actually matters isn't there. It really is true that these dumb fucks will be buying our bags at $20

>muh kalaidoscope

>tfw you know LINK will see a correction
>tfw you know you will still make it through LINK
>tfw all of these was made possible because you were hanging out on a Malaysian bird spearing site back in August 2017

Strap in boys
We're in for a wild ride
Wild fucking ride

>>11591388