/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>29028712
>do i FOMO in at $3 ?
nah
>do I FOMO in at $4?
nah
>do I FOMO in at $5?
nah
>do I FOMO in at $6?
nah

pic related its me

>>29031246
what if tethers been printing phony USDT and exchanging it for USDC just to rugpull

>>28033361
>be me, 1 week before the GME/AMC bing bong
>buy $500 of DOGE for lels,
>joke w/ friends about it since that was what DOGE was created for
>5 days later DOGE dips hard
>see AMC about to pump
>sell all DOGE at a small loss (this was at $0.0087)
>place market order for following morning to buy all $AMC with my DOGE
>$AMC skyrockets before market open
>buy AMC and have profit by end of day
>RH shits the bed next day
>close my RH acct and xfer shares of AMC to main brokerage, profit was about $100 at this point
>that night, memes break out on leddit and DOGE literally 10x
>majorly fuck up with AMC, cant execute any sell orders until the price tanked
>If I had kept my DOGE, id have $4000
>currently sitting with < $200 of AMC
>laugh to myself seeing DOGE shitting the bed
>oh wait stupid fucking Elon starts tweeting
>Gene Simmons executes a large buy
>wtf.bat
>tonight it goes back up to its ATH
>people still dont realize its a MEME and pajeets w/ reddit accounts are literally PnDing it
>tfw elon and gene simmons are gonna be rugpull victims

this greentext is incoherent AF and I apologize but jesus christ yall wtf is this clown ass shit

why is all crypto going down? I thought crypto only went up

>>26869394
MFW #SQUAD CONSISTING OF
>AOC
>Tlaib
>Elon Musk
>Ted Cruz
>Trump jr
>the brooklyn Nets
>Ja Rule

is teaming up to take down the evil Citadel fucks, lead by their master

>BEN FUCKING BERNANKE

Here we go OOOOOOOO....

>1 day later it's at $9150

OOOOOOOoooo!!

>1 week later it's at $9300

....oooooOOOooOoooo

>1 month later $9650

OOOoOoOOOoOooooOoo

>1 year later $9900

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooOoooOoOoOoo

>5 years from now next halving causes it to pump to $10,500

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOOoo BIG GREENIES WOW WE RICH WOOOOOOWW!!!

Here we go OOOOOOOO....

>1 day later it's at $91500

OOOOOOOoooo!!

>1 week later it's at $9300

....oooooOOOooOoooo

>1 month later $9650

OOOoOoOOOoOooooOoo

>1 year later $9900

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooOoooOoOoOoo

>5 years from now next halving causes it to pump to $10,500

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOOoo BIG GREENIES WOW WE RICH WOOOOOOWW!!!

Here we go OOOOOOOO....

>1 day later it's at $91500

OOOOOOOoooo>

>1 week later it's at $9300

....oooooOOOooOoooo

>1 month later $9650

OOOoOoOOOoOooooOoo

>1 year later $9900

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooOoooOoOoOoo

>5 years from now next havling causes it to pump to $10,500

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOOoo BIG GREENIES WOW WE RICH WOOOOOOWW!!!

da next few hours are crypto for criticalcurrencies....

"I boughts.....bitcoin for $40k. That were my lifetime disability savings. Next thing i knew, a 5th ETF got approved and BTC pumped to $150k!!!"

-Charlie Lee

"BIT. COYNE. TOM LEE, MAKE MEE....RICHHH........PFPffffffffffffttttt"

-Billy Crystals