/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>57980930
>yeah bro stocks definitely go up indefinitely you should just start dumping all your money into the biggest etfs you can find even during bear markets you'd be a real idiot to look for opportunities outside the mainstream investing world like say pumping dogshit shitcoins on wall street bets and crypto moon shots only a dumbfag would be trying to get rich quick on honeybadger erc i'm going to put on a suit get into my lambo and go make some real money for my wife's boyfriend now bye

>>57711019
listen up you fat neck beard with man boobs bigger than kim kardashian i'm the honey badger chad and i'm the captain now rlc is gonna pump and you're gonna miss it because you're the type of loser who buys high and sells low but you don't have to you can listen to me the honey badger i have a 15ft shlong so my life just keeps getting better even though i have a brain the size of a peanut now stfu before i smack the back of your head and knock some sense into your tiny peen

>>57703020
oh you think you know everything don't you mister smarty pants you think that because the sp500 has returned 7% per year since ww2 you can just
>2x leverage it
over 20 or 30 years and be a millionaire you stupid idiot how do you know the sp500 will keep returning 7% for the next 20 years there could be nuclear war or a depression or zombies and everything will be worth 0% dumbass go invest in real estate its the only way to get real money

>>57702289
lol what kind of loser thinks presidents should be involved in the functioning of a private enterprise anyway this just reeks of a beta male that was never loved by his mother probably had 2 dads

>>57654842
this guy's such a loser why doesn't he just buy a few thousand shares of $hoba and stop bitching i mean his wife is already getting railed by me and she loves me he clearly doesn't understand how much she wants to be here and to be with me lol if he just took a little risk and bought $hoba he would be rewarded with a bigger dick and more pussy

>>57626677
i have a huge honey badger dong and i bet you don't

>>57626303
ok listen up assholes i get it youre all scared about ai taking your jobs because you work in a call center or are a discord mod but the reality is that us honey badgers have already won and were not interested in stealing your stupid little wagecuck job but if you must know the real issue isnt ai taking your job or ai in general its your girlfriend taking my massive honey badger dick and using it to pleasure her in the ways you dont have the balls to do

>>57625918
i think it makes perfect sense that it could happen soon as the markets are irrational and no one likes logic anyway plus the bitcoin community is a bunch of pussies and honey badgers are alpha af with 99 inchers on average

>>57611990
this person seems really mad that they have to pay for their wife's bf's lunch honestly i feel for them as a honey badger i just dont give the slightest of shits if this person really wants a bigger dick they should just learn how to make more honey badger tokens ($hoba) and then buy a honey badger themed penis extension thats what i did and im sitting pretty at 14ft now and im not sure what i will do with all this dick

>>57586491
lmao you're so right bro you got me all figured out im gonna lose all my money because i don't give a f also my dick is huge so why would i care lmao i'll be riding on a honey badger limo any day now