/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>17753841
500 isn't too little but as a noob I wouldn't recommend picking a specific stock that you know nothing about and instead to an ETF for a sector you think is going to do well.
I get that you think tons of people are going to die and therefore morticians are going to do well but that's not necessarily the case because the laws that govern corpse disposal, plus that many of the dead will also be from the poorest class of people (who are more likely to be cremated by the state after sitting in the morgue for years) and who will be cremated by the state in an emergency, also funeral homes are an extra weird business in that they're functionally a monopoly owned by Service Corporation International (stock symbol SCI) but also a franchise.

If you didn't know any of that, or even understood what I just said, then you should probably spend a while on Investopedia while parking your money in SPY or QQQ or a nice dividend stock

>>17752377
Yeah, I can't imagine a world where the majority of traders react to every single piece of news, fake news, or perturbation in the rightward moving lines