/biz/ - Business & Finance

What the LUNC did you just fucking say about me, you little STINKY LINKY? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the LUNC ACADEMY, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on DO KWONS TREE HOUSE, and I have over 300 confirmed PENETRATIONS. I am trained in LUNC warfare and I'm the top TRADER in the entire KOREAN WANK BANK. You are nothing to me but just another LIQUIDATION. I will wipe you the LUNC out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this BLOCKCHAIN, mark my LUNCING words. You think you can get away with saying that STINKY LINKY SHIT to me over the Internet OF THINGS? Think again, NO LUNCER. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of VALIDOTRS across the KOREAN MOUTAIN RANGES and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the GIGA PUMP, maggot. The POOMPA that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my LUNC SEEDS. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the KOREAN PORN STAR INDUSTRY and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable STINKY LINKY ASS off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the LIQUIDATION price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit LUNC GAINS all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking PRICED OUT, kiddo.
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