/biz/ - Business & Finance

>Tfw literally bugged my workplace with $500 magnetic Russian listening devices which can last for 9 months (they only activate upon hearing the tone of a human voice) and I'll use it to blackmail and cause trouble if I hear anything good
Normies btfo lmao.

How do you btfo normies and fellow wagecucks at your place of work?

Me?

>Bought $529, military grade, voice activated magnetic voice recorders with a range of 100 meters and hid them in my backpack
>Place backback on a coat hanger in the staff room every day before I start work
>Take it home with me and listen to the recordings (it only records when it hears the pitch of a human voice, so I don't have to go though 8 hours worth)
>Hear how Stacey 1 hates Stacey 2
>Send Stacey 2 the audio clip through a fake Facebook account I bought from a Pajeet
>Ruined various frienships this way and cleared the way for a promotion because I just sit and do my work unlike everyone else who is involved in some drama or quits because of what I do
>Have someone recorded admitting that they deal drugs and have a stash in their car
>Heard a Stacey admit she cheated on her boyfriend
>If she ever fucks with me I'll tip off her boyfriend
>If he ever fucks with me I'll tip off the police
>Trying to get one in my boss's office so I can ruin his life and take his job, but I'll need to turn the camera off somehow

How do you btfo normies and fellow wagecucks at your place of work?

Me?

>Bought $529, military grade, voice activated magnetic voice recorders with a range of 100 meters and hid them in my backpack
>Place backback on a coat hanger in the staff room every day before I start work
>Take it home with me and listen to the recordings (it only records when it hears the pitch of a human voice, so I don't have to go though 8 hours worth)
>Hear how Stacey 1 hates Stacey 2
>Send Stacey 2 the audio clip through a fake Facebook account I bought from a Pajeet
>Ruined various frienships this way and cleared the way for a promotion because I just sit and do my work unlike everyone else who is involved in some drama or quits because of what I do
>Have someone recorded admitting that they deal drugs and have a stash in their car
>Heard a Stacey admit she cheated on her boyfriend
>If she ever fucks with me I'll tip off her boyfriend
>If he ever fucks with me I'll tip off the police
>Trying to get one in my boss's office so I can ruin his life and take his job, but I'll need to turn the camera off somehow