/biz/ - Business & Finance

Bit Coin probably

>>50137330

Craig going schizo and doing blatant market manipulation attempts again huh.

Meds, now.

>>25911675
that makes no sense, how would the buyer have known you didnt have another private key? he would need to move it to another wallet to be sure. I am probably replying to bait but whatever

> dude.. just put facebook on the blockchain dude

> 2020
> I am forgotten

Seriously, what happened to this guy? Wasn't he some sort of alcoholic claiming to be satoshi or some shit? What was the bondage courier thing with private keys thing? Anyway, was pretty fun, made all of biz seethe. He's been arrested?

Asparagus wins again

>>16450329
What about this literal cartoon villain hasn't won you over yet anon

>Youve sworn these documents are authentic?
>CSW: Are what? Sorry.
>Authentic?
>CSW: They're what were in my possession.
>Dr. Wright, you said they were authentic. Are they authentic?
>CSW: Uh, they are authentically documents in my possession.
>So are they real documents, Dr Wright?
>CSW: They're real documents, but a document means many things.[snip]

>All right. Dr Wright, are these documents forgeries?
>CSW: Um, I don't know.
>Dr Wright, you're testifying directly before this Court. You submitted these documents, you swore to their authenticity, and now you're saying you don't know if they're authentic, if they're not forgeries?
>CSW: Um, all I can say is they are documents that were -- that look similar to ones that I've seen in the past that I haven't had access to that are in company files that have been in my basement for years.

>Be office wagie for BigCorp tm
>Company engages in pride month and has a bunch of posters about diversity and inclusion
>One sign in particular is about gays and I autistically try to joke about it to a coworker
>"oh wow they made a sign just for me. heh, heh"
>co worker doesn't think that I'm joking
>other people with in earshot don't think I am joking
>I try to say that I am joking but everyone thinks I trying to cover up being gay
>Try to say that I am not gay and I actually get a little mad about it, no one believes me because I'm only one in the office who isn't married
>Just give up trying to explain that I am joking and sit at my wage cage till it's time to leave
>come back to work with a bunch of apologizes and an email from HR saying that they are proud about how brave i am and that no one should have to lie about being gay and that being gay is something to be proud of
>they want me to lead a diversity workshop with a muslim lady from another branch.

How do I make money from this?

Just imagine the red wojacks in two years. I literally can't wait. This will unironically 500x.

Minimum to make it: 21. To be comfortable: 40. To more than make it: 70+

It has a cult leader with bots and shills spamming him day and night for turning him into an icon.

>15th May
Was that it?
I even bought popcorn, ffs.

I guarantee it. There is one simple reason why it is literally IMPOSSIBLE for Craig to not be Satoshi. Just one reason.

a) Gavin Andreesen and Jon Matonis both think he's Satoshi and have seen him sign it. Google how important Gavin is. Satoshi's last message before leaving was "The project is in good hands, with Gavin and everyone." This means that Gavin was THE MOST IMPORTANT person to Satoshi. There is no FUCKING WAY in hell that GAVIN got fooled by a fraudster. There's just no fucking way.

NOONE CAN REFUTE THIS POINT. EVERYONE knows that Gavin is too smart to fucking be cryptographically fooled. It's as ludicrous as a computer security PhD getting hacked by someone who's never touched a computer in his life.

In zoology, male lactation is production of milk (lactation) from a male mammal's mammary glands. The term male lactation is not used in human medicine. The phenomenon of male galactorrhea is a well-documented condition in humans, unrelated to childbirth or nursing. Newborn babies of both sexes can occasionally produce milk; this is called neonatal milk (also known as "witch's milk") and not considered male lactation.
Male lactation was of some interest to Alexander von Humboldt, who reports in Voyage aux régions équinoxiales du Nouveau Continent of a citizen of the village Arenas (close to Cumana) who allegedly nurtured his son for three months when his wife was ill.
Darwin later considered the nearly perfect function of male nipples in contrast to greatly reduced structures such as the vesicula prostatica.
Male mammals of many species have been observed to lactate under unusual or pathogenic conditions such as extreme stress, castration and exposure to phytoestrogens, or pituitary tumors. Therefore, it is hypothesized that, while most male mammals could easily develop the ability to lactate, there is no selective advantage to male lactation. While male mammals could, in theory, improve offspring's survival rate through the additional nourishment provided by lactation, most have developed other strategies to increase the number of surviving offspring, such as mating with additional partners. Presently, very few species are known where male lactation occurs and it is not well understood what evolutionary factors control the development of this trait.
Human male breastfeeding is possible, but production of the hormone prolactin is necessary to induce lactation, so male lactation does not occur under normal conditions. Male lactation has also been seen during recovery from starvation. This may be because glands that produce hormones recover faster than the liver, which absorbs hormones, leading to high hormone levels.

You know who Satoshi is.

Does anyone have the original photo?

Things are going to be very interesting:
>>12040320

You described BLockstream and BSV to a t.

OMG...

I fucking LOVE Biz memes.

Biz is soooo fucking based lol. Craig = le god.

We need to meme him into emperor status lol, how frickin based would that be guys?

It's like... he's just as based as Trump and MoonMan. I think its because he's so sassy and non-sequitorious.

This is TOTALLY the next, most epic and righteous BASED meme.... get this:

He's on the internet...

He's contrarian to what seems reasonable and admirable...

Controversial...

Quite silly and ironic...

But actually a super fun and great guy.

WHY THE FUCK is his scam coin mooning?
I don't fucking get it

to send to the shit eater faketoshi?

>>11890605
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https://youtu.be/8p1xABJCfIk?t=1535
''my wifes husband'' hahaha. the absolute state of cashies