/biz/ - Business & Finance

>there will be losses
JEROME. NO.

>>19667242
>what's the cause of this EOD pump?

JEROME

WAKE UP THE EOD IS HERE, POOMP IT NOW, I DONT CARE IF YOU ENDED THE QE. WE GOTTA PUMP THOSE STONKS FOR THE LOW BLACK UNEMPLOYMENT

>>19662992
THANK YOU GOD YOU ANSWERED JEROME

KNEEL HARDER GOD DAMN IT, WE'LL KNEEL SO MUCH THE BLACKS WILL HELP PUMP THE PRINTERS

JEROME YOU WORTHLESS WANNABE KIKE THE POOMP IS SUPPOSED TO BE WORKING, STOP FUCKING CRYING IN THE CORNER LIKE A LITTLE BITCH

THAT'S IT, YOURE FIRED, JARED CUT HIM OFF, CUT HIM OFF, MOVE THAT PRINTER BUTTON INTO MY OVAL OFFICE.

JEROME

POOMP THOSE GREENBACKS, MOON THE MARKET. FORCE YOUR WORKERS TO PRINT UNTIL THEY BLEED FROM THEIR HANDS, MAKE THEIR WIVES AND CHILDREN DO THE PRINTING IF YOU HAVE TO. I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE HYPERINFLATION, I NEED THOSE LOW BLACK UNEMPLOYMENT NUMBERS

JEROME
>y-yes Mr. President....
ACTIVATE THE POOMPS
>b-but theyre tired
I DON'T CARE IF YOUR MEN BLEED FROM THEIR EYES, WE'RE MOONING THIS BITCH
>b-but w-we're running out of worke-
FORCE THEIR WIVES AND CHILDREN TO DO THEIR WORK IF THEY DIE, FORCE THEIR FRIENDS, THEIR FRIENDS FRIENDS, THEIR FAMILIES, THEIR FAMILIES FAMILIES
>b-but wh-
DO IT OR YOURE FIRED AND I PUT BERNANKE IN CHARGE
>b-b-bu-
I NEED MY LOW BLACK UNEMPLOYMENT, POOMP IT

NOW

JEROME, THE STOCK MARKET IS STILL GOING RED, PRINT EVERYTHING, PRINT IT UNTIL YOUR WORKERS DIE OF EXHAUSTION, FORCE THE CHILDREN TO PRINT THE DAMN MONEY. I NEED THAT LOW BLACK UNEMPLOYMENT.

PUMP IT

NOW

>its going down again

JARED, GET JEROME ON THE PHONE AND BOOST THOSE GOD DAMN BLACK UNEMPLOYMENT NUMBERS

NOW

JEROME, POOMP IT, IT'S GONE RED YOU WORTHLESS FED KIKE, POOMP THE FUCKING STONKS FOR THE WEEKEND. I DON'T CARE ABOUT HYPERINFLATION AND A SECOND GREAT DEPRESSION, I NEED MY LOW BLACK UNEMPLYOMENT AND GIBS FOR ISRAEL RIGHT GOD DAMN NOW.

POOMP IT. NOW.

>KEEP PUMPING JEROME, I DONT CARE ABOUT THE HYPERINFLATION, JUST PUMP THE FUCKING STOCKS AND GET MY LOW BLACK UNEMPLOYMENT

JEROME PICK UP THE FUCKING PHONE POOMP IT POOMP IT NOW I DONT CARE IF ITS NOT EVEN MONDAY WE'RE GREENING THIS BITCH EVEN IF WE TANK THE ECONOMY WITH INFLATION

POOMP IT

NOW

JEROME DO THE POOMP I DONT CARE ABOUT HYPERINFLATION JUST POOMP IT I NEED LOW BLACK UNEMPLOYMENT