/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>57684187
>what this afternoon was going to be in bobo's fever dream

>>57662816
rip mumu

The trap is set, time to put these uppity bullcucks in their place.

On your KNEES mumu. Someone shoulda liquidated you a long, long time ago. I have nary met a mumu I can't ruin with this here short and mighty market order! I tell ye back in defi summer I met a real mean one. He had this dumb smug look on his face, a reaction image folder full of cows and no less than 5 threads ready to go to shill every trending coin. T'was older gentlemen, a duo with some mighty peculiar plastic surgery, d'ye ken, that they hired me to liquidate this particular mumu. Was some half-dozen whales what had tried and failed! I tracked this this big-assed bovine, by fallerin' the daily stock to flow threads this mumu did post, swaggerin' as the jannies remained asleep. There he be, proud as a damn peacock, the mumu's uncovered longs just BEGGING to be scamwicked. I approached from the east, formerly westerly way. Took him unawares as he sat alone watching the charts, tending to his over-leveraged longs. Knocking him to his glistening buttocks produced a thund'rus CLAP, and I placed a mighty sell order. I tell ye boy, but that mumu began to FIGHT! This un-liquidated, proud mumu was ornery I tell ye, but I ain't ne'er been denied, d'ya ken it? I had my recurring sells out in an instant as he scrambled onto the binance app and began ta' add more collateral. And mumu did he began to wail! As loud as a pink wojak he were. This mumu could tell the liquidation was coming, and I tell ye, he got LIQUIDATED. I tell ye as the Bogs were my witness, he were a right sunfish, struggling and flopping as he did, desperately trying to cover his longs. But he lost it all, and I finished the job. D'ye ken? That mumu has gone broke. Say sorry, boy. But they all get BOGGED. By supreme lord of finance BOBO and his brown warm cozy fur, now close yer longs and sell, boy, or you'll get liquidated, too!

When is the dump?