/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>9414632
>one millionths of a dollar
>t. brainlet that doesn't understand leverage or options
Will they ever learn?

>>9335275
>Please explain to me why I would want to own a company
Well I don't know anon... Why would anybody want to own a literal money machine?

No really, if you buy all of a company's outstanding shares, you own the company. This is how buy-outs and hostile take-overs work. One company literally puchases 51% of the shares of another company.
You can fire the CEO and install your own into the company -- yourself.
Their profit is literally yours. You can put it all in your pocket -- this is called a dividend.
You can do whatever you want with it. Fire any employee. Make the strategic calls about their products. Lay everybody off and take out enormous amounts of debt in their name.
The company is literally yours in the exact same sense as a start-up that you personally founded on your own.

>>9299125
>SPY puts
>puts
You should have gone for SPXU if you were going to hold for more than a day or two
In fact,
>betting against SPY long-term
>ever

>>9233637
>my BKS put
Yup. I have those too.
That bitch will burn steadily for ages. Massive layoffs were sole cause of recent profitable quarter.

>>9233611
>most sufferable
>Me
>Sufferable
It's like you enjoy the taste of autism

Now that it's AH. Did anyone else end up getting banned from stocktwits?
I finally got banned as fagettmods if I haven't said so already, which brought me to a grand total of 3 bans in 24 hours.

>>9091631
>success
>5-10% annual returns

>>9030510
>Saying some cyclical stock is low P/E is not cheap. In fact, you see low P/E on cyclical stock is a scary thing. it means the cycle is on the top.
I think you have that backwards.
High P/E means the stock price is high relative to EPS.

>>8905648
>/biz/
>expecting anything else

My power just went out and my phone's data isn't fast enough to update Robinhood. Rip

First for best girl

Should I honestly just give up shorting junk bonds? I have puts expiring on 9/21, so I have a long time, I'm just being impatient

2D Wendy is /our girl/

>>8829621
>>8829633
Heh, tomorrow... Things are going to look a little different.. Hehe...

>>8825026

>>8599457
>What a fucking retard
>You think news has shit to do with this?
>the """news""" being the catalyst
>What a fucking retard
>retard

Ok, but also aside from my meming, Equifax had a dip of no more than 35% from a REAL DATA BREACH with SSNs and shit that got leaked out to REAL HACKERS.
Facebook's is like data that only a fool would be surprised to find publicly available, and only to a couple of britbongs in some goofy data company.
More than a 35% drop and Wall Street is just a fucking joke.