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Chainlinnk will pump hard in a few hours. Ill get you some breadcrumps in a moment. I have to get to the bakery and groceryshop first.
Hold on

I picked a meme BS first go around and got absolutely justed making $30k/yr and struggling to find better. Went back for Nursing and landed a job $43/hr as soon as I hit 1 year exp with just an associates degree. December I'll have BS in nursing and hope to find $50+/hr sometime this Spring. Between my two jobs I could work 7 days a week if I wanted to. I live with my grandmother so no rent. Only costs are car, insurance, and groceries now that student loans are paid off. I'm putting $2k/mo in ETFs and rest in crypto. I don't really want a career. The dream has always been early retirement and just playing around. I see the way the FIRE guys live and that's not really for me tho. Current plan is to get enough to live comfortably off the 4% meme and then drop my hours to just enough I can live paycheck to paycheck a normie lifestyle with all the consumerist trappings like starbucks and eating out multiple times a week. Working two days a week will net me around 4.8k/mo, maybe 3.2k after taxes, insurance, 403b, etc. That's 1.5k for a nice downtown apartment and rest to spend like a jackass going out and playing on my 5 days off each week. All the while my taxable accounts continue growing.
I'd really like to get married and maybe have a kid or two. If no kids we'd be dual income, but otherwise she is stay at home mom and homeschooling. Even if no kids I'd still want her part time like me though, even if it means paying the larger share. What good is a wife if she's working 5 days a week and you hardly see her? Nursing is great for the high pay and flexibility it offers. Not many other industries can you comfortably make it on just two shifts per week. Even if they pay enough for it most want you to put in the 40 and 50 hour weeks and don't offer part time.

tonight

10K

LINK's javascript has been hacked and now all the nodes are being affected, meaning they will go offline one by one.

But here's the real trick; every node that goes offline first has to be validated by other nodes, Thus the first node won't go offline until EVERY SINGLE NODE has verified it actually has gone offline

LINK will be in an infinite javascript loop. Maybe if you're a programmer you will recognize FOR and WHILE loops. Well.. This is a FOR loop that NEVER ends.

The price will TANK to at least 50 satoshi. Maybe even lower when the nodes are actually verified being offline.

Sergey is now busy setting up extra nodes to undo this process. Called contra-hacking. He has injected some GO-language code, pseudo-offline code, into the ChainLink network. This means nodes will appear the be online, while they are struggling to go offline, but in the meantime they cant because it isnt verified yet. Neat trick if you ask me, but it wont last long before the other nodes will know whats really going on.

Get into something else now

>>11591240
HE HAS THE SHIRT BOYS
HAPPENING TONIGHT

Don't say i didn't warn you faggots

8K EOD

There will be musicals played about us.

D

>>11409724
Wow you're a true hero marine!
Sergey must have just missed it haha it's hard being russian somtimes.

TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT!

>>11299292
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAhAHAHAAH

WTF FACEBOOK STOLE ALL MY CHAINLINK
WHO DO I SUE?

Its happening.. tonight

https://anonfile.com/Y7Tfd2ieb6/Clause-Beta-Call_pdf

The announcement will be made in less than 4 hours.
Are you... strapped in?

link

Its happening tonight.
Strap in boys!

>>11048177
>>11048188
>>11048200
Check these dubs, buy LINK by the way

It's happening tonight.
Strap in boys!

>>9470056
Down 5% this day., HAHAHAHAHA DELUDED

>>9353349
buy chainlink asap