/biz/ - Business & Finance

linkies cannot hence why they retort to memes and simple 1 word answers, primarily because they can’t even comprehend how chainlink works or what it can or might do. I can tell you everything, it legitimately does nothing because it’s vaporware.

Stale overused memes
Shitty fantasy LARP threads
Shitty insider LARP threads
No real world applications
Built off a platform created by an admitted pedophile who wore a furry costume to a developer conference
Staking never coming

>>24735401
Why does he do this to us bros?

>>22944351
The problem with LINK is that it's like the shitcoin flavor of the week that never died. It's anything but organic.
You want to talk about "having 3 years" and who/who isn't a newfag? It took 2 years of obsessive, cult-like marketing for Link to see the kind of gains that dozens of easily-forgettable 2017 shitcoins took a month or less to pull, and half of that was only because you all lied about a bunch of fake partnerships.
The anti-LINK threads are more than justified considering that you clearly either paid off the mods or they don't give 2 fucks about the board despite all the complaints about it. It's exactly what you deserve for shoving this shit down everyone's throats for so long.

It's all so tiresome bros when is the fucking recovery? I know September is always a down month for crypto but I'm tired of looking at the price and watching it constantly drop.

>>19584611
>>BUY LINK
>>ORACLES
>>TECHNOLOGY
>>BLOCKCHAIN
>>ERC20 SHIT TOKEN
>>BUY CHAINLINK
>>SIRGAY IS WELL SPOKEN AND A GENIUS AND CREATED BITCOIN
>>WE ARE NOT A CULT
>>BELIEVE IN VAGUE UNDERSTANDINGS
>>A BLOGPOST MADE US PUMP
>>SIBOS, NEXT EVENT, NEXT MONTH, $10, $100, $1000, $10000, $100000, ETC, ETC
>>INSIDER THREAD, BELIEVE ME, NOT PAID BY CHAINLINK TO PROMOTE, BELIEVE ME
>>CHAINLINNK NOT UNDER INVESTIGATION FROM SEC
>>DEVS ARE DUMPING, NO THEY'RE ACTUALLY GIVING IT TO START-UPS
>>IT WILL CHANGE YOUR FUCKING LIFE MAN, ALL IN
>>GET YOUR ENTIRE FINANCIAL FUTURE ON THIS, COME ON MAN
>>COME ON THIS TITANIC WITH USSSS, REEEE, WHY AREN'T YOU BUYING OUR BAGGGSSSS!

>>19099115
FUCK OFF SERGEY BIG MACS AREN'T EVEN THAT EXPENSIVE

>>17519984
lol worked for chainlink didn't it

>>17263973
>>17264004
>>17264094
>>17264143
>>17264167
>>17264326

Yeah, I want chainlink gone. It's not organic and it's self-driven by poor suicidal, mentally under-developed NEETs throwing every dollar they have at some magical pie in the sky token with no verifiable use, no possible solution to an imaginary non-problem, proven scam on the internet with research and shady marketing history as well as shady market dumping history. The level of collusion with this token combined with the inexperience of the team and total unprofessionalism makes it a no brianer for anyone.

It's all fake. All the partnerships, all that bullshit, a wink and a nudge. It's the google cloud thing all over again, it's just one developer who probably bought some LINK bags acting like the whole fucking enterprise is going to make use of LINK. There is literally nothing to indicate that SWIFT is going to integrate LINK into their system. It's just one random company presenting some shiny new technology that'll eventually go nowhere. Big fat nothingburger and now the LINK shills are out in full force acting like they all made it, because they are trying to pump their bags off of the hype.
Once the dust settles it'll be glaringly obvious. It's all fake. In fact, if you google chainlink you'll see it's just a scam. Please reddit don't get duped into this. Don't buy this, DYOR, google it and you'll see what I'm talking about. Remember the google cloud thing, it's fake. Just check its price after the pump-and-dump from that news and you'll know what I'm talking about

>>16692952

700,000
>Nothing wrong with me
1,400,000
>Nothing wrong with me
2,100,000
>Nothing wrong with me
2,800,000
>Nothing wrong with me
3,500,000
>Something's got to give
4,200,000
>Something's got to give
4,900,000
>Something's got to give
NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

LET THE CHAIN LINK HIT THE FLOOR

LET THE CHAIN LINK HIT THE FLOOR

OH SWEET GOD THERE IS NO FLOOR

OH SWEET GOD THERE IS NO FLOOR

CHAINLINK $0 EOY

CHAINLINK $0 EOY

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

>Dumped on why for (why for)
Can't take much moreeee

700,000
>Nothing wrong with me
1,400,000
>Nothing wrong with me
2,100,000
>Nothing wrong with me
2,800,000
>Nothing wrong with me
3,500,000
>Something's got to give
4,200,000
>Something's got to give
4,900,000
>Something's got to give
NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

LET THE CHAIN LINK HIT THE FLOOR

LET THE CHAIN LINK HIT THE FLOOR

OH SWEET GOD THERE IS NO FLOOR

OH SWEET GOD THERE IS NO FLOOR

CHAINLINK $0 EOY

CHAINLINK $0 EOY

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

>Pump me again (again)
Holding bags near the endddddddd

700,000
>Nothing wrong with me
1,400,000
>Nothing wrong with me
2,100,000
>Nothing wrong with me
2,800,000
>Nothing wrong with me
3,500,000
>Something's got to give
4,200,000
>Something's got to give
4,900,000
>Something's got to give
NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

>>16621106
>>16621097
>>16621062
>>16621078
>>16621045
>>16621056
>>16621027
>>16620771

>this whole thread
>being amazed that a Russian is a Jew
>being amazed that (((Ari))) Juels is a Jew
>being amazed by numbers that all religions have
>babbling about occultism shit because or your ERC coin
>>price feeds will save us

What is wrong with linkoids and how do we get them to go back to their subrebbits?

>>16555795
>>16554714
>>16548870


पहले एयरड्रॉप्स बिज़ पर होते थे, सेर्गे ने उन्हें कॉपी किया और अपने सहकर्मियों को बोर्ड पर बिठाया, प्रमोटरों का भुगतान किया, फिर बिज़ पर लोगों से संपर्क किया ताकि प्रमोशन, इनसाइडर ट्रेडिंग, घोटाला हो सके first airdrops took place on biz, sergay copied them and got his coworkers on board, paid promoters, then contacted people on biz to promote, insider trading, scam आपूर्ति का 65%, किसी भी समय डंप कर सकता है, Google ब्लॉगपोस्ट (इनसाइडर ट्रेडिंग) कॉइनबेस लिस्टिंग और पंप का कारण बना 65% of supply, can dump at any time, टोकन पर कोई विकास नहीं, संभव नहीं, eip170, इथेरियम में कॉल (अनुबंध करने के लिए अनुबंध) मुश्किल है, केवल एशियाई पैसे पर चल रही मार्केटिंग google blogpost (insider trading) caused coinbase listing and pump no development on token, not possible, eip170, calls (contract to contract) in ethereum are difficult, only marketing going on for asian money

>>16369967
The problem with LINK is that it's like the shitcoin flavor of the week that never died. It's anything but organic.
You want to talk about "having 3 years" and who/who isn't a newfag? It took 2 years of obsessive, cult-like marketing for Link to see the kind of gains that dozens of easily-forgettable 2017 shitcoins took a month or less to pull, and half of that was only because you all lied about a bunch of fake partnerships.
The anti-LINK threads are more than justified considering that you clearly either paid off the mods or they don't give 2 fucks about the board despite all the complaints about it. It's exactly what you deserve for shoving this shit down everyone's throats for so long.

If LINK weren't dependent on /biz/ and reliant on a team of private Discord shills that conveniently begin shilling around the same exact time everyday (6 AM EST), they clearly wouldn't need to have 25 threads up at the same time to prove this convoluted point... For that matter, why do so many Linkies have to step up and try their hand at justifying themselves in this thread if it really doesn't matter that much? If it doesn't matter, why are you all so defensive, so easily triggered, so quick to project and insult when the smallest of things don't go your way?
I'll be honest in saying that, had it not been for the obnoxious level of spam, I might have bought a bag. At this point? I wouldn't touch it with a 12 ft pole.

>>16271851
"Some faggots on a mongolian horse fishing competitive forum are tired of chainlink. Clearly they are bag holders and not just tired of the constant paid promotion that I was caught doing with literal indians to get this thing up. And it's not like I saw airdrops took off on 4chan and quietly plotted to create my own with my coworkers and came up with the first idea that popped into my head... I am a genius... arghhhhh"

"Another 700k master! Thank you, I will await September $10, October $10, November $10 and on and on. September$10 is right, 42 is right, every other namefag is right, I just have to keep waiting, just keep waiting, just keep waiting, just keep waiting, just keep waiting, just keep waiting, just keep waiting, just keep waiting..."

"Yeah and the fucking SEC is on my ass but they can kiss my ass"

"no master I will kiss your ass and make dumb founded accusations at all the partnerships that are possible because you came up with some vague notion of data inter-weaving with smart contracts despite the fact that real time blockchain data aggregation is either impossible, will leave room for error or a reputation based system will endorse corruption thus rendering the entire idea of decentralized oracles entirely moot."

"No you idiot! No company will ever conceive their own oracle for their real-time needs, they're going to use our massively inflated shittoken linked to a bloated ethereum blockchain protocol to try and float open public transactional volume that will allow for data corruption or worse yet, middlemen attacks because I said so. You're the dumbass NEET and your money belongs to me... meee..meee!!! arghhhh!"

"Another 700k Master!" By now, the dumps are covering your chest and slipping onto the cellophane beneath your back. The gassy farts have made you delirious with joy. "Name me one other token that has it's marketing done for it by NEETs"

"Arghhhhh! Another 700k!"

>>16011775
>>16011784
>>He walks into your room, belt buckle undone with mcdonalds grease glistening his hairy chest
>>He loosely flings off his daily steve jobs plaid shirt
>>You brace yourself uncomfortable, the binds keeping you shackled spread eagled on the floor

"yes master, nulinkers deserve death. they are just trying to buy this synth-russian vaporware dogshit token on the low by fudding a chinese CCP fly-fishing counter protestor forum. not like your browse it master or have any fucking semblance of a fatass walrus scammer mindset."

He smiles.

He slowly walks over to you.

"And what do you say to the deceivers?"

"You'll never buy sub one dollar again! Nice try, didn't read, not selling! been holding for 700+ days. imma just keep buying like the dumb dipshit pig i am. it'll eventually work out no matter what because im too stupid to understand economics and i compare this opportunity to ethereum cuz im a fat, fucking retarded pig that loves to pay for your expenses and vacations"

He assumes the position now, a chair on top of your bare naked chest. He grunts and let out a massive fart.

"That's right... I've been holding it for 700,000 blocks, it's nice and hot and stinky..." He trails off, a distant look in his eyes as he glances and looks at all the chainlink posters in the room.

He grunts and out comes, a fat nasty shit on your chest.

"Another 700k, dumped. Take it in your GPI."

"Thank you master, partnership confirmed. To the moon!"

>>16000925
Priorhand to the coinbase listing insiders and nazarov hell pumped the fuck out of this shit. Made them the easiest 50x of their entire lives, off over literally no investment or liabilities other than a couple shill groups and pseud devs. Word from an insider said Nazarov legitimately shit himself again, just like at the sibios event, but this time not in fear of failing a con job, but in absolute disbelief this shit would get anywhere close to $4. Nazarov like other whales has been selling a fuckton since the all time high, Nazarov somehow even deluded holders to the point where they actually believed his daily 700k link dumps were for the better of not only the company but also holders themselves. Shit almost hit the fan though as link continued to drop. Like i said earlier, the mods and jannies are 100% in nazarovs back pocket. Shit hit the fan when some retarded PR guy working for link tweeted out about a chainlink sponsorship with MOAB, a known ICO scamcoin by the entire cryptosphere. Coming from a dev i know, he relayed to me that Nazarov personally beat the shit out of the PR guy for tweeting the tweet. The tweet was the deleted minutes later. Couple of high IQ anons capped the tweet and it was posted here on 4chan. Corrupt mods/jannies instascrubbed any thread coming close to talking about the MOAB partnership. Legitimate caps were debunekd as “shoops”. Inevitably, Nazarov became even more psychopathic knowing full well the mind control capability he has over his unpaid shilling bagholding linkmarines. This was tried and tested when his daily link dumps didnt even drop link below $1.

>>15813147
>>15813163
Pay attention closely, this is the faggot scamming chainlink team and their promoters. No one would suck these retards dicks as hard as themselves. They also shill and shit up every thread that isn't chainlink because they are parasitic cancer. See the organized collusion in obvious false facts? LOOK GOY, THE PRICE WILL BE X AND IT HAS TO BE, JUST HAS TO BE. They're forgetting the team's inepitude, competitors, anti-monopoly clauses, the current cloud of obscurity and the fact that chainlink has ripped and stolen all of its idea, marketing and is used paid promoters. See the message and how they repeat it over and over. It's obviously paid promotions. Who else would defend a shitcoin so religiously? All the time, constantly. The linker cries in pain as he shits up your board and forces his shitty memes down your throat and drags post quality down. Religions work in similiar ways and it's precisely this that is going to have the SEC kick in the fucking doors of their office. They are a cult and they have paid promoters posting over and over. It's like the DNC and Hillary all over again, they're trying to form groupthink here and I can't believe you guys fell for it. When are you fat faggot assholes going to fuck off from this board? Is a few rupees really mean that much to you to scam innocent NEETs of their hard-earned money. Just post the screenshots of Sirgay paying you already and we can report him to the SEC.

>>15802375
>>15802571
>>15802652
>>15802574
>>15802715
>>15802748

>>He walks into your room, belt buckle undone with mcdonalds grease glistening his hairy chest
>>He loosely flings off his daily steve jobs plaid shirt
>>You brace yourself uncomfortable, the binds keeping you shackled spread eagled on the floor

"yes master, nulinkers deserve death. they are just trying to buy this synth-russian vaporware dogshit token on the low by fudding a chinese CCP fly-fishing counter protestor forum. not like your browse it master or have any fucking semblance of a fatass walrus scammer mindset."

He smiles.

He slowly walks over to you.

"And what do you say to the deceivers?"

"You'll never buy sub one dollar again! Nice try, didn't read, not selling! been holding for 700+ days. imma just keep buying like the dumb dipshit pig i am. it'll eventually work out no matter what because im too stupid to understand economics and i compare this opportunity to ethereum cuz im a fat, fucking retarded pig that loves to pay for your expenses and vacations"

He assumes the position now, a chair on top of your bare naked chest. He grunts and let out a massive fart.

"That's right... I've been holding it for 700,000 blocks, it's nice and hot and stinky..." He trails off, a distant look in his eyes as he glances and looks at all the chainlink posters in the room.

He grunts and out comes, a fat nasty shit on your chest.

"Another 700k, dumped. Take it in your GPI."

"Thank you master, partnership confirmed. To the moon!"

>>15786627
Honestly coming from a guy thats been following this shitshow from the beginning ive got to say Nazarov is probably the leonardo dicaprios of scam artistry. He’s unparalleled in his craft, fucking makes bernie madoff look like a preschooler. Let me just put this into perspective to you guys not in the linktrance. Get this, he actually convinced link holders to keep buying this cliffdrop in price to provide liquidity for his dumps. These conmen have so much room to keep dumping on you guys and still be in profit its insane. Keep hodling to sub ICO prices you deranged lunatics. Mark my words, you will NEVER see link above the spot price of silver. CAP THIS
Also
Inb4 the omegacope of DRNS

>>15782037
linkies cannot hence why they retort to memes and simple 1 word answers, primarily because they can’t even comprehend how chainlink works or what it can or might do. I can tell you everything, it legitimately does nothing because it’s vaporware.
No partnerships
Down over 50% from all time high
Stale overused memes
Shitty fantasy LARP threads
Shitty insider LARP threads
No real world applications
Built off a platform created by an admitted pedophile who wore a furry costume to a developer conference
Staking never coming

>>15722358
>>15722419
HAHAHAHAHA, OMFG!

THIS IS WHAT CHAINLINK HAS BEEN REDUCED TO! BAHAHAHAHAHA, HOLY SHIT.

You guys are so fucking embarassing. Just keep sinking lower and lower.

First you want to hold your cum then you guys and taking loads of drugs to "contact" beings. Now it's bullshit esoteric threads about some god complex. God damn Sirgay, your audacity is fucking amazing.

You guys are so retarded, it's hilarious. No wonder institutional investors or anyone with more than an iota of brain will steer the fuck clear from your faggy little project.

Even the most coked out, sporadically-violent, shit-head wall street investor would take one look at you guys and laugh. You guys aren't even the preschool version of investors, you're simply gullible retards that are probably, let's be honest, a gay cult surrounding a russian jabba the hut.

>>15648651

>>He walks into your room, belt buckle undone with mcdonalds grease glistening his hairy chest
>>He loosely flings off his daily steve jobs plaid shirt
>>You brace yourself uncomfortable, the binds keeping you shackled spread eagled on the floor

"yes master, nulinkers deserve death."

He smiles.

He slowly walks over to you.

"And what do you say to the deceivers?"

"You'll never buy sub one dollar again! Nice try, didn't read, not selling!"

He assumes the position now, a chair on top of your bare naked chest. He grunts and let out a massive fart.

"That's right... I've been holding it in after doing the same presentation, it's nice and hot and stinky..." He trails off, a distant look in his eyes as he glances and looks at all the chainlink posters in the room.

He grunts and out comes, a fat nasty shit on your chest.

"Another 700k, dumped."

"Thank you master, partnership confirmed."

>>15640677
"Some faggots on a mongolian horse fishing competitive forum are tired of chainlink. Clearly they are bag holders and not just tired of the constant paid promotion that I was caught doing with literal indians to get this thing up. And it's not like I saw airdrops took off on 4chan and quietly plotted and schemed like the russian jew I am, to create my own with my coworkers and came up with the first idea that popped into my head... I am a genius... arghhhhh"

"Another 700k master! Thank you, I will await September $10, October $10, November $10 and on and on. September$10 is right, 42 is right, every other namefag is right, I just have to keep waiting, just keep waiting, just keep waiting, just keep waiting, just keep waiting, just keep waiting, just keep waiting, just keep waiting... Ahh yeah I'm a masochist retard!"

"Yeah and the fucking SEC is on my ass and immigration is tracking me. Apparently being a fat Russian causes problems in this petty country. Just gotta hire more fucking pajeets" He inhales deeply... "Cuban... a good flavor, did you know this cost me $3200? All paid by retarded NEETs like yourselves, yeah just keep making threads, ughhhhh"

"Wow Master, I hope you buy more stuff... All on my dollar, I really a 2D simpleton NPC moron."

"Yes, I am time and the elements. You won't belive how many threesomes I've had with chink prostitutes in Asia. I get to travel around the world and do cool shit. Who the fuck needs an offic-of-of...arghhhhhhhh!"

"Another 700k Master!" By now, the dumps are covering your chest and slipping onto the cellophane beneath your back. The gassy farts have made you delirious with joy. "Name me one other token that has it's marketing done for it by NEETs. Name me one other token with such returns as ours and that is promising such returns. Money is free, Master and I give mine willing-"

"Arghhhhh! Another 700k!"

LINK is for ugly faggots that in real life can't have a beautiful fine ass looking girl. And it's kinda sad but true most linkies are like that. So it is empowerment to the cucks who need something to get off on and feel like winning. LINK is always GAY. You faggot linkies need to shut your dick sucking, Nico feet-slurping mouths. You all need to be excommunicated from the living. FFS I don't give a single SHIT about your shitcoin so don't shit on anyone elses. God, I'm sorry that your hard work resulted in the birth of these stupid fuck ups. It's so simple, and yet failed abortions like yourselves who somehow weren't dropped as a child and are just THIS stupid don't get it. I'm sorry for you all, I truly am. I am sorry for your collective families much more though. Especially your mothers. You must have all hit your heads on their slutty ass cunts while being born. 0$ EOY NIGGERS!!!

>>15623996
>>15624065
>>15624457

>>BUY LINK
>>ORACLES
>>WE'LL REACH THE STARS SOON, JUST BELIEVE
>>TECHNOLOGY
>>BLOCKCHAIN
>>ERC20 SHIT TOKEN
>>BUY CHAINLINK
>>SIRGAY IS WELL SPOKEN AND A GENIUS AND CREATED BITCOIN
>>WE ARE NOT A CULT
>>BELIEVE IN VAGUE UNDERSTANDINGS
>>A BLOGPOST MADE US PUMP
>>SIBOS, NEXT EVENT, NEXT MONTH, $10, $100, $1000, $10000, $100000, ETC, ETC
>>INSIDER THREAD, BELIEVE ME, NOT PAID BY CHAINLINK TO PROMOTE, BELIEVE ME
>>CHAINLINNK NOT UNDER INVESTIGATION FROM SEC
>>DEVS ARE DUMPING, NO THEY'RE ACTUALLY GIVING IT TO START-UPS
>>IT WILL CHANGE YOUR FUCKING LIFE MAN, ALL IN
>>GET YOUR ENTIRE FINANCIAL FUTURE ON THIS, COME ON MAN
>>STILL UP 500%, 300%... 80%... 30%... STILL UP, ST-STI-STINKY FUCKING LINK I'M GONNA KMS!

HE BELONGS IN JAIL

>>hide all link threads
>>report all link threads
>>get the fucking jannies to do their job and keep it to a chainlink general
>>no more pajeeting, get in the sticky

Send out as many reports as you can to the SEC for Chainlink, exit scamming, fraud and operating an illegal ICO. Do not estimate the power of positive thought! Together, we are all in this together, we can finally clean this board of this crypto-russian-canadian scam

SIRGAY FOR PRISON 2020!