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>/smg/ sentiment for last two weeks has literally been apocalyptic
>thread suddenly full of bulls again
top confirmed, /smg/ is ALWAYS wrong

Next week or week after will be the true bottom. We may or may not break the previous low, but we'll test it. Screenshot this.

>>18102503
that's why you sit on the sideline, keep your powder dry, and wait till clown world falls apart under its own weight. Corona-Chan will start putting boomers in the fucking dirt en masse soon enough and the positivity from the stimulus and optimism in american exceptionalism (muh it can't happen here) will all fall apart and the markets will crater

CHLOROQUINE DOES NOTHING
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-03-25/hydroxychloroquine-no-better-than-regular-covid-19-care-in-study

>>18078645
Bears have a plague on their side

People still don't seem to get that having 60,000 cases today means 120,000 by Monday.

dear coronachan

pls save my shorts, do something crazy, like fucking "rand paul ded" headlines by morning, that would be fantastic

if you make wednesday markets red I promise never to wash my hands again

thank u coronachan

>>18040176
if the hospitals overflow with dieing boomers, 1.5 million people will die as collateral damage. Heart attack, stroke, car crash, stabbing, broken neck? You die, because every ICU bed has a coofing boomer in it, and every ambulance has a coofing boomer in it. This is not a fucking game.

100k cases in America by Friday
Pence infected
Paul infected
Romney infected
Mass graves in New York
I'm thinking DOW 10,000

Pence will have coronavirus
Rand Paul has coronavirus
50 state lockdown by EoM
100,000 American cases by EoW
DOW 10,000