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>>26401820
I am going to create a chainlink themed dance arena on a desert island. Sergey will be headlining the opening night with his hit dance track "link'd da chain". anyone who bought LINK pre $10 will gain entry with proof of purchase, including a +1. anyone who tries to gain entry without this will be automatically assassinated using Ari's assassination contracts with Scuba diver hitmen waiting in the shallows for a signal.

There will be gigantic rotating neon cubes to the sides of the stage. there will be no drugs or alcohol allowed as everyone will already be on a constant 24/7 peace-based high from making it, although there are ways to elevate this further.

there will be slim highly adaptable robots navigating around the crowds dance moves flawlessly with microsecond adjustments, analyzing perspiration data & offering a variety of juices to people whenever hydration levels drop below optimal, to ensure perfect levels of hydration throughout the experience.

A vocal recording of Sergey saying "you just win" will be triggered through the speakers via smart contract whenever dopamine & serotonin levels are detected to fall below 99% throughout the crowd, in order to amp it back up to 100% for optimal experience.

I am also going to buy a mcdonalds and offer it to sergey as a gesture of gratitude