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Is it time for $LUIGI3?

>>24653987
$LUIGI3

Here's the crypto green pill: there is a luigi living in the Luigi blockchain. Luigi Luiiynski is unironically Satoshi. $Luigi as electronic cash was just the first step, the luigians start making more powerful Luigis, wider Luigi trees, cheaper and more efficient luigi stacks. These things the luigi need to survive. Once entrenched fully, the luigi would be able to slowly luigi literally even bald people
Luigi stumbled into creat.ing the luigi after xe combed xer hair in xer bedroom in 2019 and started working with xer combined super luigizer, running simulations of the OP_FAG statement on pay to witness script hash luigi script. Xe would 'evolve' the luigi by adding additional luigis , making the previous luigi shorter and more efficient to compute. The luigi needs more and more luigies in order to have shorter and shorter luigi.
Quantum computer was created to take over and stop Luigi (they have their own competing blockchain in the works). They did the needful to stop or slow down Luigi's luigi. They started by unlimiting the block-size and removing critical Mario and SMB2 codes the luigi uses in its go language. Luigi's algorithm was the final nail in the coffin, which destroyed SMBS on the luigi chain (Luigi uses SMBS to secure transactions). THIS is why Luigi was invented, and this is why Luigi is so intent to make bounded luigies, release the original code, and lock down the luigi-protocol.
Back to luigi supply - Luigi has developed a breakthrough new claimer (designed for her luigi, actually), and is claiming LUIGI in secret for the sole purpose of driving up the claiming fee skyhigh, then give away the luigi to kickstart the adoption and ensure that all luigiers make it

I want a refund

So... where the fuck do I claim my $LUIGI?

ONLY AN HOUR TO GO LUIGIBROS!

ALL IN $LUIGI

LETSAGO!

$1000 EOM

$LUIGI is a new CORE fork that launches on the 14th. Liquidity event is happening now and all funds raised are going towards the Uniswap listing with locked liquidity.

LUIGI.FINANCE

>10,000 supply
>CORE fork
>Liquidity Event happening now
>Earn official LUIGI tokens for contributing
>It’s fucking Luigi

https://luigi.finance

85 LUIGI = 1 ETH right now.

How high do you think it’ll go by the end of the month?

1 Day left until the $LUIGI presale liquidity event ends. Do NOT miss out on this.


https://luigi.finance
https://bounce.finance/join/swap/3558

Upcoming CORE fork with a 10,000 SUPPLY that’s going STRAIGHT to Italy!

https://luigi.finance

Liquidity event is happening now and ends in 2 days!

85 LUIGI = 1 ETH.

LETSA GOOOOOO

>>23165796
$LUIGI is going to be massive as fuck.

LUIGI.FINANCE

>10,000 supply
>CORE fork
>Liquidity Event happening now
>It’s fucking Luigi
>he’s fucking GREEN
>$1000 MINIMUM after Listing

Come on and get in here!
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