/biz/ - Business & Finance

>had a bad feeling and sold my link stack today
Y'know I think I'm getting quite good at this
Don't worry boys, tomorrow is a new day

9% interest
$8,000 a month
600 a month hoa
10% tax
95% LTV
Feels so good to win bros

>>54022858
>thinks he can simply withdraw my exit liquidity
Thanks for playing, chud

Sold off my portfolio during college so I can have some cash to hold me over during my job search. Graduated at the end of summer and finally landed a job as a data analyst that starts me off at around 80k. What stocks/cryptos should I dca into to rebuild my portfolio and how much of my income should I allocate? I think btc and eth are 2 obvious choices but what about some alts?

>>49654816
Rates aren't going up. The fed is just larping to make people scared of crypto and miss the big pump that is primed right now. Your going to regret not getting in.

>>29415754
mfw I see my pool listed

>>29190124
Sorry, that was me. Be prepared for the rug to be pulled.

>transaction fees high
>shitcoin threads disappear

Curious, no?

>>27517199
checked

>>26869409
Get rekt scrub, this has been put off for decades

nigger

>mfw that was me

enjoy your "moon mission" bitcucks

>>25131036

>>24235008
>tfw green eyes and spic mutt

https://www.vice.com/en/article/akdgnp/sexual-abuse-fueling-ai-porn-deepfake-czech-casting-girls-do-porn

>be me, year 2022
>wake up and check my metamask wallet
>ah good, my staked NFT Harems have generated enough passive income since last night to fund my daily breakfast of imported quail eggs and barrel aged scotch
>walk into my kitchen and ring by bitch bell
>in walks my 3d roastie, dripping tears staining her French maid outfit with Mascara
>ever since the custom deepfake platform launched, roasties have been unable to rely on their meatflaps to provide for them
>women are now homeless en masse as men turn to their superior 2d waifus
>I took this one in out of the goodness of my heart, but have told her firmly if she ever fails to perform she'll be back out on the streets
>"wh-what'll it be sir" she asks
>"my ass today please" I say, bending over and spreading my hairy cheeks
>trying to stifle her sobs, she gets to work tongue punching my dirty fartbox
>"Don't forget to say it"
>"Sir please-"
>"SAY IT"
>"I should have learned to code" she mumbles around a mouthful of my dingles and asshair
>I immediately cum buckets while projectile shitting directly into her mouth
>such is the life of a Harem whale

This image makes me feel uncomfortable and I can’t explain why

>>23139486

>>23137971
>Yes, exactly

You're not a wagecuck... are you anon?
You DID buy Chainlink sub 20 cents... right anon?
You're not gonna miss out AGAIN... or are you?

>finally make it
>Put up an ad on Craigslist or some shit
>Use your stock money to have sex with prime retards
>Pay them $700 and pocket the $5k from pornhub views

Only a rare few evolve from a sensless coomer to a refined pornstar.

>>22882956
It could, and I will spend as much mapleopoly money as I can. Buy the dip.
I was thinking about this last night, wasn't a roman soldier or whatever paid 3 silver a day, a mininum wage slave makes about 3 silver a day at current prices maybe a bit better, that is compared to ancient roman times, Silver really is an amazing deal, once or if the normies figure it out mininum wage slaves will be lucky to buy one silver piece per day of work. I am not sure I am ready to be out of the woods, I have a nice stack but I want moar. Also I told myself back in march that if silver hits $50 again I would sell half of my stack to double down on but the idea is just to fucking scary right now. Thanks for reading my blog

>>22689357
You think your making fun of us? Majority of us are watching to BUY MOAR faggot

>gains almost a whole dollar in a matter of minutes
>drops almost a buck fifty in a few more minutes
>it's not manipulated goy

>there's people out there that are one day going to buy our link bags for $1000 a piece
>soon after the bear market will strike and they'll be waiting years for it to go back to $1000
>they'll probably be posting here saying we said it was going to 81k

im gettin my keks out in advance so i dont die from kek overload when it happens

you better get your keks out now or you might dislocate your hip bone when it happens