/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>56800567
>The Hasbara shill is creating an emergency logo bake
Ladies and /GME/ntlemen, we gottem'.

>>56635045
>They are effectively turning a wheel to keep GME price down.
Churning is the word you're looking for. I stead of churning credit cards, they're churning shares. Eventually someone has to foot the bill.
>Due to the nature of this I like to call it O-theory (or circle theory).
Clever, I like it.

>>56592929
>>56592950
>But, merde, sometimes the absurdity of the “voting machine” outcomes can be colossal and carry on much longer than most would expect.
What an odd thing to say.
>NFTs, USD 16 trillion of negative-yielding debt, oil trading negative, Gamestop (GME), the Macarena
And there it is. They just can't get /ourgril/ Jiemie out of their heads huh?

>>56452235
Doubt it. I fully expect Total Hedgie Desperation where they force the price below 10, then the giga-slurping shall begin. I'm willing it into existence.

>I get to jerk off while holding the greatest investment of the century
If only you knew how good things really are

>>56302849
>Retail has locked away 43% of all available shares AT MINIMUM
>This is a bad thing according to experts familiar with the matter
It's getting old really quick...

>56281608
Sneed.

>>56265349
Some things are out of our control, we're just along for the ride. If our benevolent glowing ones want to make our lives harder then we'll just kind of have to deal with it and hope they lose faster.

>>55961648
>why did we pump
Here's an illustrated guide in case you're confused.