/biz/ - Business & Finance

someBODY once told me that bitcoin's gonna roll me
i am the biggest coin by my volume
she was lookin kind of FUN with her finger and her thumb in the shape of a cup and a haandle

*BAM*

GREEN CANDLES START COOMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COOMING
FEED ME THE SATS AS I HIT THE BUY BUTTON
DIDN'T MAKE SENSE NOT THE BUY THAT DIP
TA SAID CRASH BUT BITCOIN'S HOT SHIT
SO MANY MOONS, SO MANY MINE
SO WHAT'S WRONG WITH BUY LOW AND SELL HIGH?
YOU NEVER KNOW, YOU'RE ON /BIZ/, BRO
GROWING THAT PORTFOLIO!

HEY NOW, YOU'RE A COINER, COMFY HOLDING, GREAT BAGS!
HEY NOW, ALL-IN BITCOIN, PAJEET FUDDERS, SHOW FLAGS!
(all smart contracts are gooooold)
AND CHAINLINK WILL SOLVE THE ORACLE~~~

*weew wew wew wew weew wew wew wew wew wew*