/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>58286075
MFW 4chan is now hiring jeets

>>57282726
full story?

>>29104468
>>29104560
thank you for doing the needful sirs

>>26433186
>As our smelly protagonist Pajeet posts yet another shitcoin on /biz/, he spies a fair maiden walking on his designated shitting street.
>He licks his crusty lips and wipes curry from the small amount of facial hair he could grow past puberty.
>Wishing to rape her he moves towards the window, but stumbles on his Cow-Piss-Cola™.
>Nearly falling over, he grips a box of Moon-Cow-Pies™ with his skinny, brown arm and saves himself from falling through his rotten wood floor.
>This blunder cost him his pink pants, the brown slurry already seeping through, dripping.
>"I cannot get pussi like this, bich bastard fuck." he mutters and quickly runs to the Ganges river, to steal some pants from a corpse floating nearby.
>Relieved to have hired his cousins to shill for him on /biz/, he returns for the girl.
>As he finishes after a minute, he moves back and lets cousin Ranjeet have his turn.
>Squatting nearby, he smiles and thinks "When /biz/ buys our scam, I will buy my dream cow".

>>26430144
>As our smelly protagonist Pajeet posts yet another shitcoin on /biz/, he spies a fair maiden walking on his designated shitting street.
>He licks his crusty lips and wipes curry from the small amount of facial hair he could grow past puberty.
>Wishing to rape her he moves towards the window, but stumbles on his Cow-Piss-Cola™.
>Nearly falling over, he grips a box of Moon-Cow-Pies™ with his skinny, brown arm and saves himself from falling through his rotten wood floor.
>This blunder cost him his pink pants, the brown slurry already seeping through, dripping.
>"I cannot get pussi like this, bich bastard fuck." he mutters and quickly runs to the Ganges river, to steal some pants from a corpse floating nearby.
>Relieved to have hired his cousins to shill for him on /biz/, he returns for the girl.
>As he finishes after a minute, he moves back and lets cousin Ranjeet have his turn.
>Squatting nearby, he smiles and thinks "When /biz/ buys our scam, I will buy my dream cow".

>>26373095
>As our smelly protagonist Pajeet posts yet another shitcoin on /biz/, he spies a fair maiden walking on his designated shitting street.
>He licks his crusty lips and wipes curry from the small amount of facial hair he could grow past puberty.
>Wishing to rape her he moves towards the window, but stumbles on his Cow-Piss-Cola™.
>Nearly falling over, he grips a box of Moon-Cow-Pies™ with his skinny, brown arm and saves himself from falling through his rotten wood floor.
>This blunder cost him his pink pants, the brown slurry already seeping through, dripping.
>"I cannot get pussi like this, bich bastard fuck." he mutters and quickly runs to the Ganges river, to steal some pants from a corpse floating nearby.
>Relieved to have hired his cousins to shill for him on /biz/, he returns for the girl.
>As he finishes after a minute, he moves back and lets cousin Ranjeet have his turn.
>Squatting nearby, he smiles and thinks "When /biz/ buys our scam, I will buy my dream cow".

>>26349617

>As our smelly protagonist Pajeet posts yet another shitcoin on /biz/, he spies a fair maiden walking on his designated shitting street.
>He licks his crusty lips and wipes curry from the small amount of facial hair he could grow past puberty.
>Wishing to rape her he moves towards the window, but stumbles on his Cow-Piss-Cola™.
>Nearly falling over, he grips a box of Moon-Cow-Pies™ with his skinny, brown arm and saves himself from falling through his rotten wood floor.
>This blunder cost him his pink pants, the brown slurry already seeping through, dripping.
>"I cannot get pussi like this, bich bastard fuck." he mutters and quickly runs to the Ganges river, to steal some pants from a corpse floating nearby.
>Relieved to have hired his cousins to shill for him on /biz/, he returns for the girl.
>As he finishes after a minute, he moves back and lets cousin Ranjeet have his turn.
>Squatting nearby, he smiles and thinks "When /biz/ buys our scam, I will buy my dream cow".

>>26336178

>As our smelly protagonist Pajeet posts yet another shitcoin on /biz/, he spies a fair maiden walking on his designated shitting street.
>He licks his crusty lips and wipes curry from the small amount of facial hair he could grow past puberty.
>Wishing to rape her he moves towards the window, but stumbles on his Cow-Piss-Cola™.
>Nearly falling over, he grips a box of Moon-Cow-Pies™ with his skinny, brown arm and saves himself from falling through his rotten wood floor.
>This blunder cost him his pink pants, the brown slurry already seeping through, dripping.
>"I cannot get pussi like this, bich bastard fuck." he mutters and quickly runs to the Ganges river, to steal some pants from a corpse floating nearby.
>Relieved to have hired his cousins to shill for him on /biz/, he returns for the girl.
>As he finishes after a minute, he moves back and lets cousin Ranjeet have his turn.
>Squatting nearby, he smiles and thinks "When /biz/ buys our scam, I will buy my dream cow".

OOOOOOOOOOOH STINKIES

>>23991235
And my stache

H-how many of them... are among us... right now

>>21705045
>>21705073
For any project to moon it requires the correct balance between the shill and the fudjeet. DUSK threads always seem to have just that perfect ratio going.

Very bullish imo

>>19575547
>>19575565
SENT meme team leader

BTC 15K BY MARCH HOODL

do you think it would suck to live in a country (India) where your literal only hope of ever making it is by buying shitcoins or alternatively being born with an IQ of 190?

>plz adopt our "pay with request" button, sirs

Why is nobody shilling dash? Looks at its buy wall, and it's crazy low at the moment.

Huge Indian (pajeet) company (Reliance) is going to launch their token. Keep an eye out.

If you guys don't know, Reliance is huge in India. They are going to launch Jio Coin soon so I bet it will be huge! Why?

Because Reliance is huge. Millions of pajeets in India are using their Internet. They have crippled and brought giants like Airtel, Vodafone to their knees. Reliance has brought revolution in pajeet telecom sector.
What another amazing thing? Almost everyone in the government is connected to Reliance in one way or another! Now, who's the boss of this Reliance I'm talking about? I guess you guys have heard of Ambani brothers. Yes. Right. The one who owns almost everything in India.
Keep an eye out. Maybe this will be something that will bring legitimacy in Indian market and stop the fud that's been spreading around.

Source : http://www.businesstoday.in/current/economy-politics/mukesh-ambani-reliance-cryptocurrency-jiocoin-virtual-currencies/story/267914.html

STRAP IN MARS INC

Itt: we pretend to be pajeets and shill the latest scamcoin to hit the market.

Letsgobois

>Have issue with unconfirmed transactions
>Look for websites that can help me
>Like almost all the fucking posts have pajeet like-phrases like "Hello sir"

Holy shit. I thought it was just a meme. Pajeets really are taking over crypto aren't they?

>>5890763
>>5890649
>>5890667
Let's go boys