/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>56259944
>How do I get laid off with severance instead of getting fired?
You would have to purposely put in effort to provide a reason for them to fire you, and yet, they would still probably just wait to lay you off with everyone else. Trust me on this.

>>51304972
Imagine the bants being thrown in the manager meeting when this was announced.

>>51266380
Stay poor

>>50815610
I pay all my bills late (if I pay them at all) and have a 10%apr loan on a $50k car. Muh interest is taken care of with 1 extra profitable trade. Stay cucked

ahh another week turning down job offers for 50% salary increases because they don't allow WFH

Will low level tech employees lose their jobs in a recession? Any 2008 boomers have some insight? I was just offered a government job making the same salary I am making right now in data analytics. $67k a year in OK so not a lot. Just wondering if I should take the government job to avoid getting laid off. There's no promotion potential so I'm hesitant, just like 2% raises each year.

>>50274619
Just stop caring

Do the bare minimum, show up late, take a long lunch, leave early. Collect your cheque while sending out applications (on company time of course)

There's literally nothing to lose if you already hate your job. "b-b-b-but what if they wont give me good reference!!!" nobody fucking cares, all recruiters want to know is that you didn't try to burn the place down. Your performance dropping near the end because you were looking for another job is completely normal

Plus if you quit you have no chance of getting unemployment incase you can't find a job as fast as you'd like

Learn the power of not caring

Anyone here use SAS as an analyst for work? I need to learn it for an interview by Monday. Never touched it, only know SQL and some Python

>>50232105

>>50208228
>be me
>know 100% my lappy has spyware
>think of this image
>proceed to behave exactly as if there were no spyware
>get great performance reviews and raises