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>>27543119
why yes indeed

Mars. The year is 2035.

After investing 50 dollars back in 2021, Rubic quickly became a world currency which started not long after months of daily 400% growth. Finally, when Martian Emperor Musk tweeted the word “Rubic” it mooned 1000% per day. Meanwhile, Bitcoin began to dump until it reached 0 on June 1, 2021. Maximalists committed mass suicide and this day is now known as Rubic inauguration day. Legendary screenshots from threads with valuable discussions from users such as rajeeshpakeet@vindumarketing.co.in included arguments such as “Rubic” which are still quoted today. These men have gone to become the richest men alive.

I open my Rubic.Exchange app within my Rubic CUBE®. Rubic is now the global marketplace where you can buy and sell anything. I order a hooker. Payment: 0.0000001 Rubic. She arrives, blows my dick and I coom all over her face. Before she leaves, she begs for another 0.0000001 Rubic. “Please sir, my small Martian village is starving!” I refuse. Its been a long day, it’s time to kick back, relax, and enjoy the latest series on Rublix (Netflix on Rubic). You can’t wait to consume it while falling into a deep anti-depressant induced sleep on your anime pillow.