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I have been working for a small secret company funded by the government that is doing some shady research involving tiny semiconductors that help amplify people's psychic ability. It's called a psychic phaser or PP for short. Lately we have been using our PPs on a lot of kids lately to see what powers they will develop. We have been injecting PP multiple times into kids and so far the results have been promising. A kid with PP inside them will be much more capable in our experiments involving remote viewing. We are talking about a strong positive correlation in kids who have PP inside them versus the control group of kids who don't. The PP kids have developed also a slight psychic form of group think together. The kids seem to be happier and more confident with PP inside them versus the ones that don't too. I have over heard talks that this might be made available to the public after they make IDs mandatory for the internet. Soon everyone will have a PP inside them and be able to do things they didn't know were possible. One day we will give our PP to everyone and they will love it.