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ID2020 insider here; have been corresponding with Everest ever since our partnership began back in 2018. At first everything seemed promising, the proposal of what they were building was what we were needing to help launch our Indonesian pilot program to use biometrics for propane supply distribution; What followed has since been a non-stop displeasure. A few weeks after the pilot began Bob emailed me saying they needed to pivot how biometrics were provided, I asked what he meant and he replied with "You'll see :)" I should have thought more of it, instead decided to trust Bob; big mistake.

The next week I ask Bob for a progress report and he sends me 100s of dick pics of Indonesian villagers, all precisely catalogued by name. Horrified I hastily email him back and ask Bob what the meaning of this was, Bob just replies with "I never forget a penis ;)" Months go on and instead of progress reports Bob just keeps sending me pictures of Indonesians with dropped trousers flashing their dicks. I was about ready to complain to the ID2020 bosses when the Indonesian government phones me to say that the villagers all received their propane and are satisfied, wanting to continue to develop more with Everest.

So here I am four years later, still in correspondance with Bob. The Indonesian government keeps emailing me asking where their biometric supply distribution platform is, I email Bob and he keeps emailing me back with "It's built. :)" I've given up on them ever delivering at this point.

ID2020 insider here; have been corresponding with Everest ever since our partnership began back in 2018. At first everything seemed promising, the proposal of what they were building was what we were needing to help launch our Indonesian pilot program to use biometrics for propane supply distribution; What followed has since been a non-stop displeasure. A few weeks after the pilot began Bob emailed me saying they needed to pivot how biometrics were provided, I asked what he meant and he replied with "You'll see :)" I should have thought more of it, instead decided to trust Bob; big mistake.
The next week I ask Bob for a progress report and he sends me 100s of dick pics of Indonesian villagers, all precisely catalogued by name. Horrified I hastily email him back and ask Bob what the meaning of this was, Bob just replies with "I never forget a penis ;)" Months go on and instead of progress reports Bob just keeps sending me pictures of Indonesians with dropped trousers flashing their dicks. I was about ready to complain to the ID2020 when the Indonesian government phones me to say that the villagers all received their propane and are satisfied, wanting to continue to develop more with Everest.
So here I am four years later, still in correspondance with Bob. The Indonesian government keeps emailing me asking where their biometric supply distribution platform is, I email Bob and he keeps emailing me back with "It's built. :)" I've given up on them ever delivering at this point.