/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>53223500
Never touch options retard, m884nnow you're fucked.

I'm glad Biden is obeying the ordinance in the Torah regarding the Shemitah Year.
Happy Jubilee, goys!!!
Next year the chutzpah will be quite fruitful (((*rubbing hands*)))

>>50747307
I've got the exact same strategy. I call it my "Shemitah Puts" allocation, and it's going to be 20% of my portfolio thru the end of Elul (September for goys).

Also, don't forget this year 5782 is a "super Shemitah", meaning next year is the Jubilee year. Kind of interesting how we are right in the edge of a major recession where the only reactions will be hyperinflation or complete collapse.

no recession is bad for risk assets.
It means Fed will tighten harder. I hope you bought your Shemitah Puts this morning.

>>50154308
I was up 1300% in my TFSA last year through GME and Revenue Canada didn't like that one bit.
I got real familiar with the details of registered accounts and how they work real fast after that.
Funny thing is that they give zero shits about what you do through an RRSP account since you'll have to pay taxes on that eventually.

>>50154479
>dumbest shit this past week
explain
Buy the rumor, Sell the news is pretty well-known and its what happened for Pvizer and co during Covid.

Stupid goyim don't understand the point of the Shemitah year. You HAVE to become poor before September this year so the kabballah storybook memes get manifested IRL.