/biz/ - Business & Finance

>go on /biz/
>instant adrenaline rush because you know you're in a secret club and hanging out with
>billionaires
>insiders
>hackers
>and any anon could be the next Hitler

>>56385777
Checked.

You didn't fall for the psyop, did you Anon? You pre-ordered while supplies were available?

>>55750871
You sir are top tier. For this I will grab a Publix ultimate today when i run out for lunch.

I made big gains on puts today. That's why you don't listen to that retard saying buy calls everyday.

You receive 50,000 USD tomorrow morning with one stipulation: You can only spend the money to win the love of your life. If you do not make the love of your life your friend->girlfriend->wife with in the next 12 months, you and your mother will die in your sleep and you both will be reborn as limbless Vietnamese rice farmers. How do you spend the money to ensure that you find love and avoid a life as a rice farmer?

I hope jam anon has a successful business going now.

Not so much evil but kinda smart..


I live in a city where the public transport has ticket controllers randomly checking for tickets. This frequency is probably a couple of times a week. Let's say a monthly ticket costs 80$ and the fine for being caught traveling w/o a ticket is 60$. I'll sell folks insurance such that -

* They pay me 60$ for one month of insurance that can be used only once.
* During this month, they travel in the public transport without a ticket.
* If they get caught or inspected, they pay 60$ to the ticket controller.
* They then visit me and I reimburse their 60$ upon them showing me their fine receipt.
* The insurance is used and can no longer be claimed anymore for that month if they do travel again w/o a ticket and get caught.

If I achieve enough scale, the number of people that do get fined in a month has to be less than the number of people I sell to resulting in my $$ inflow exceeding my outflow.

Just stop caring.

>>55052415

>>54898431
>>54899401

>>54876731
If you insist...

>>54854688
Correct.
Please allow me to correct my mistake:
FUCK JANNIE TRANNIES WHO WILL NEVER BE REAL WOMEN AND FUCK MODS
Alright, goodnight gentlemen.

>>54837503
based

>>54819071
Yes.

>>54700624
>>54700644
>THERE'S NO BANKRUPTCY, IT'S ALL SHILL FUD
>UHHH ACTUALLY BANKRUPTCY IS BULLISH AND WHAT WE WANTED ALL ALONG
Lmfao. there's only one way to respond to something as retarded as this: KEK BAGGIES!

>>54693873
Sounds great. I could buy enough to cut my make it price target by 75%.

>>54685053
Again. Good for her

>>54510367
Not your life savings, but a significant amount so that you look good. Just looking slightly better can make the difference when it comes to getting a girl or a job. People will break the rules for better-looking people. An easier life gives you time to focus on things that really matter.
I spent $3800 to fix my vision and $2500 to fix my teeth. Both were worth it and I'm going to do more.

Each year, fire the bottom 10% of investment analysts at your family office.

>>54408088
Props to all my OT sisters who got in early and sitting at 2x right now. Since I posted the thread we mooned from $0.3 to $0.73. Will we push past $1 today ?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETxmCCsMoD0

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>>54376803
Making it can get pretty dull as well. I would rather be rich and bored though.

>>54344304
I just sold $9 puts and took a small profit. Wasn’t willing to possibly bag hold. I do congratulate anyone who made money buying actual shares though. Good job.