/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>24477485
>I want to invest in this wonderful buisness opportunity.
Buy a gun.
Niggers aren't allowed to have guns because they're all felons because they can't help themselves from shooting each other.
Yet the niggers manage to get their hands on guns anyways. Fucking niggers!
We should invent a nigger-proofing technology for guns so that when the gun fires it only shoots niggers, and if a nigger is holding the gun, it shoots them too because niggers shouldn't be allowed to own guns because they're felons. Fucking niggers are always felons.
If I was a cop, I'd just arrest every nigger I see. How'd they even escape from prison? The niggers should all just stay in prison and kill each other there.

>>23765124
Maybe.

>>23631953
>Hey guys, remember in 2007 when we freely gave loans to homebuyers who we knew were not in a position to pay it back and would 100% default on them?
>Wanna see me do it again?

>>23551850
Still up on my $6.70 cost basis, bud. Should have bought when we first shilled.

>>23528825
Oh okay, I'll admit I misremembered and you bought puts on GME. My bad! You still didn't fucking buy though. Instesd you held onto your SQQQ calls right as TQQQ started it's recovery. In other words you made ALL the wrong plays at the time and then shut the fuck up, now think you can come back without anyone remembering. You lost fucking money instead of making money and now you're coping by saying that we still haven't made *as much* as we would if it was $100000000000 a share. Or whatever made up retarded number that doesn't exist in the archives. Fact of the matter is, I'm still up thousands in GME and you're not, because you're retarded. And you still think you somehow won. It's the saddest shit ever, not gonna lie.

It's like going to a horse track and being proud that you bet on the shit horse who always comes last because "my analysis shoes that he's going to surely come first this time". And then everyone tells you to bet on the winning horse, and you fucking don't. The winning horse wins for weeks straight, and then on the day he doesn't come first you jump up telling "I WAS RIGHT!!! SEE, SEE?? I TOLD YOU!" Meanwhile everyone who already bet on that horse is sitting on fat fucking wads looking at you like a retard, and the horse you bet on long ago is already shipped to the fucking glue factory.

Have a complementary CP image, just to help you cope better.

>>23500131
;_;

>>23500098
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>>23499628
More regulation = Less drilling = less supply = oil prices rise = oil producing companies can operate profitably

>>19689346
they talked about TVIX on cnbc??
and one of them actually recommended it?!?