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Why are we pumping?

>>29496163

SAME MEIN NIGGER

Not as bad as the dump from $20 (yet) tho.

ETH to 5k. People selling off their other assets to ride the ETH tidal wave. I keep my ETH until 4.5k, where I move 50% of my ETH portfolio to Link. Link will then be 216 EOY, resulting in an easy 10x.

I take profits to buy myself a RV, which I convert into a mobile workshop. I acquire land in Idaho, near a hot spring where I build a japanese-viking fusion sauna-bath-house-resort-spa, powered by cryptography. I host music festivals, and have people pay for tickets in ETH, causing further demand for ETH. I have then created an infinite Ouroboros of money. The more ETH is worth, the biggest festival I can throw, resulting in more demand on ETH, which allows me to build an even greater empire of chill vibes. I use this power to build a spacecraft, powered by ETH. It burns ETH as a means of propulsion. I estimate about 10,000,000 ETH would be necessary to reach Saturn in a period of time short enough for me to tolerate. Once there, I use the hexagon on Saturn to run the biggest LINK node in the galaxy, connected directly to the hyper-light consciousness relay network, bringing in an era of universal Post Scarcity Fully Automated Luxury Gay Space Communism

It was gifted to us by the first proto AGI

I don't really care about the money, I just want to be sure to survive the cyberpunk dystopia that is coming, and crypto holdings seem to be the only way that I can think of to do so