/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>15004191
the ones with j visas do. I dated one and not marrying her was the biggest mistake of my life. I've dated since and the memes about white girls vs asian girls are real. The level of loyalty, affection and love she brought to the relationship was so incredible I honestly didn't even feel like I deserved it. White roastie attitude in the USA had me believing that all women were superficial pebble brained cunts before I met this girl.

>show up to work a few minutes early with a bag lunch containing plenty of curry, beans, garlic and onions
>a few minutes before noon, begin eating your bag lunch at your desk while you continue working
>eat for the next hour while continuing to work
>throw your garbage out afterwards in the office wastebin
>mention your need to visit the restroom
>go take a stinky shit for the next half hour while posting to /biz/ a report.on your activities thusfar plus request for further instructions
>eventually someone is going to call you out on your smelly, messy lunch and stinky shit
>cite the lack of your business in providing humane eating/shitting/working environment as the reason for which you are now declaring your two week notice to quit
>if they attempt to terminate you, say:
"wtf r u gonna fire me for eating food m8? mfw gonna call dept of labor etc gonna sue etc, fite me, u fagits."
>get laid off
>collect unemployment while chainlink moons
>by the time your welfare runs out, you'll be a millionaire anyway
Or:
>call the news
>tell them to send a camera and reporter to your job for a hot story involving sexual harassment of a minority minor by your boss
>while they begin filming the setup, begin your shooting spree
>an hero

>>13749035
I've jerked off to her body so many times. Something about her messed up face makes it hotter for me

>>13655485
care to elaborate retard?

>>13606643
good to know. thanks

>>13480437
wrong image

>>13439651
I'm riding this bitch to the bottom

>>13361149
fml faggot my short entry is above your liq price. godspeed sir. i will gladly sac my entry for you to prosper.

>>13212474
says whom? or are your arms just getting tired

im a permabull but im not making any money. wtf am i doing wrong?