>show up to work a few minutes early with a bag lunch containing plenty of curry, beans, garlic and onions
>a few minutes before noon, begin eating your bag lunch at your desk while you continue working
>eat for the next hour while continuing to work
>throw your garbage out afterwards in the office wastebin
>mention your need to visit the restroom
>go take a stinky shit for the next half hour while posting to /biz/ a report.on your activities thusfar plus request for further instructions
>eventually someone is going to call you out on your smelly, messy lunch and stinky shit
>cite the lack of your business in providing humane eating/shitting/working environment as the reason for which you are now declaring your two week notice to quit
>if they attempt to terminate you, say:
"wtf r u gonna fire me for eating food m8? mfw gonna call dept of labor etc gonna sue etc, fite me, u fagits."
>get laid off
>collect unemployment while chainlink moons
>by the time your welfare runs out, you'll be a millionaire anyway
Or:
>call the news
>tell them to send a camera and reporter to your job for a hot story involving sexual harassment of a minority minor by your boss
>while they begin filming the setup, begin your shooting spree
>an hero