/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>54998699
>>54998746
Holy fuck I hate both of you so goddamn much shitting up this thread is there a GoFundMe I can donate to that will give you both stomach cancer?

>>54878882
It's one thing if you and I are trading against a stock. Trading on some imagined financial instrument that's 7 or 8 times removed from an actual product or security is the most Talmudic Clown World bullshit in the whole economy.

>>54756818
Because it's a lie. Everything you have ever been told about anything is fraudulent and homosexual. The purpose of every piece of "information" that you get from media is to make you scared. The narratives don't have to make sense as long as whatever they're saying is scary. When you're scared, the rational part of your brain literally shuts down and it is impossible for you to make rational decisions. So every single time they can get you to feel afraid, they can get you to agree with anything else they say because when you're scared you are not capable of discernment.
>terrorists are wearing bombs in their shoes, better tighten up airport security by having this man fingerfuck your wife in front of you
>There's a deadly plague going around, better shut down every small business in America and confine people to de facto indefinite house arrest
>your hair is falling out and no one will fuck you, better buy these pills that are completely side-effect free*
>you'll never have a happy life unless you get a job requiring a college degree, better take out a $250k loan. Don't worry about your major, just Do What You Love (tm)

>>54690298
Not even once

>be restaurant manager
>restaurant on the water
>services mostly upper middle class people
>It's July 4th weekend
>a group of fat women (I call this a "cankle of broads") walk in for lunch
>they want to be seated outside on the deck overlooking the water
>this is a very premium spot, it's first come first serve. I explain as much
>they get really pissy about this
>"can you ask someone who's sitting outside to come inside?"
>uh....no
>they agree to wait at the bar
>after about 25 minutes a table opens and they sit their exceptionally massive cottage cheese posteriors into our chairs which triumphantly bear their combined weight which likely rivals that of a 14 hand horse
>they have their lunch with not much problem, however, it is getting hot outside
>now they want to come back inside
>problem is we're now totally full inside and I don't have a seat for them
>they are just baffled at this turn of events
>"can you ask those people to come out here and take our place?"
>"why would I do that?"
>"because we're uncomfortable and we're paying customers."
>"those are also paying customers. They wanted to sit inside. You insisted on sitting outside."
>they finish their coffee and leave
>as they're leaving the lead Cankle says "You really need to warn people that it's hot outside."
>On the 4th of July
>At Noon
>Didn't you come from outside...?
>mfw

>>54583365
Just spent 5k for a month in Berlin
On a drugs and techno fueled escapade.

>Fucked guys in the ass
>Got sucked off on the dancefloor
>On drugs pretty much all day


Don't regret it a bit.
I bought the bottom, I deserve it.

>>54545743
That's what happens when people think they are smarter than everyone else.
They begin ignoring facts in favor of what they think is true

Is working at Tesla as soul-crushing as people say? All my electrical eng classmates tried getting into tesla after graduation. The consensus was that it was the only place cool enough for conventional electrical engineers.
I switched to software because I hated placing receptacles on autocad drawings every day.