/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>20284743
I love you too fren

>>19157484
>>19156708
Thank you frens, and everyone who has posted in this thread. The reality is the community on /biz is full of lifesavers.

I took the /biz pill, my older brother took the leftist pill, He went to the most expensive college he could, moved to Chicago after college, and he became miserable.

I took the community college, then University pill, and I have been very successful thus far.

I enjoy my life and am hopeful of the opportunities that may be presented to me in the future. Thank you all for your great advice!

>>18707495
I think your right desu. Man starting a “life” is just hard as shit.

I guess I’m just lonely, and sad. I don’t know I guess I just need to make more money.

God Damn I wish I had a time machine. Honestly might just end it. I’m struggling with existance.

It’s hard finishing college, just so weird. I don’t know. I feel like I need a vacation to clear my mind

>>18473854
>>18473774
So I just realized, we’re all gonna make it, we all know how to invest, most of us are decently young, and we know to pursue careers that pay well like Software engineering.

Were all gonna make it! Thanks Frens

>>18433030
Fren we’re all gonna make it. We could always fake being Jewish and take a birthright trip to isreal and fuck all the cuties.

Or go anywhere in Europe / Asia, with our small fortunes from buting OTM calls on meme companies like AMD, Tesla, etc.

Just buy calls on pretty much anything, OTM, and wait. We’re all gonna make it.

>>18345993
>>18345977
HOLY shit, guys this is big news. Big MILK is merging with AMD.

AMD will be using it’s next-gen GPU’s to increase the efficiency of dairy farms by 265%.

I may be retard, but doesn’t big green day(s) lead to big red day(s)?

So if we hit $270 SPY couldn’t it then do a Mr.Bean and suicide downward?

>100 IQ here
>$8,000 worth of OTM $IWM puts expiration in July
>$500 OTM $GLD calls expiration may

Hi Frens, these past 3 months I got out of crypto and into stock options.

I’m 20, and I turned $500 into 20k. But I cashed out due to the fact that the market has dropped so fast, that I do not honestly believe that it will be able to crash at such a rate long term.

What should I do with this money? I was thinking about waiting for a dead cat bounce on Monday and then buying Tesla Puts for $400 expiration of 05/15.

Lmk frens

>>17807759
bumping my own thread because I’m a retard zoomer

>>17644566
This picture is very based.
But I have turned $500 into $14k options trading?

Buy calls on airlines (bullish)
Or puts on Tesla (bearish)
or puts on LVS ?

>>17601887
I feel like a kid on Christmas Eve right now. I might be stupid levels of autsitic but this is the happiest I’ve been in months! Thanks options anons for showing me the way, I turned 500$ into 11k, and now I have large put positions.

Godspeed frens, if it gets bad don’t rope.