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>LISTEN YOU DUMBASS CRACKA IMA SMACK THE SHIT OUT YO HONKEY ASS U DO THAT SHIT AGAIN I AINT CLEANIN THIS SHIT BITCH
>b-b-but I want to go home! Why won’t my son answer my calls anymore shenequia!!!!
>IF YOU TELL DAT CRACKA ASS SOM OF YO’s U BEIN MISTREATED U GETTIN BEAT BITCH
>*son comes in for yearly visit
>SON the conditions here are horrendous you have to get me out of here!!!!!
>Sorry pops! In this economy this is all your 401k and retirement accounts can afford!
>why don’t you pull yourself up by your bootstraps and give the manager a firm handshake and demand conditions be improved? That’s the advice you always gave me.

The future Boomers chose.