/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>57838224
>p-please buy more calls
>p-please, I'm begging you
>p-please keep the gamma squeeze going ;_;

CISA, the US agency equivalent of the CCP's 50 cent army, has created a stock market hype bubble equivalent to the one in 1929. Instead of urging caution when valuations were already strained, they doubled down on hyping stocks in attempt to get Biden reelected because "but muh Russia".

>>57816438
CISA is shilling financial topics expressly because Biden's reelection campaign lives and dies on selling the lie that the economy is okay. CISA is the propaganda enforcement arm of the current regime just like how the 50 Cent Army is for the CCP. They literally copied the Chinese propaganda model.