/biz/ - Business & Finance

ITT: It's the year 2023

>"Oh hey anon ! You haven't been here in years. How are those cryogen coins or whatever they're called going for ya? :) Last I heard they were made illegal, wait were you in prison? Anyway that'll be 100 good old patriotic us dollars backed by its citizens, infrastructure, army, and gold reserves! I feel so safe under our madam president Oprah."

ITT: It's the year 2023

>"Hello Sir. Welcome to *ERROR SHOP NAME NOT FOUND*. Your total for today is: ONE FIVE NINE EIGHT THREE FOUR TWO ONE FIVE RIPPLE."

>"Thank you for supporting the centralised blockchain. Take care."

ITT: It's the year 2023

>"Hello anon, how are you finding our new libertarian society? You can pay by whatever crypto you like as long as fees are under 5 cents and the block time is under 10 minutes! That'll be 0.0006 dash please"

>ITT: It's the year 2023

>"That'll be zero point two nine eight seven six five three four bitcoin cash please."

ITT: It's the year 2023

>"Howdy there anon. Fine day ain't it? Your total will be 25 Oprahcoins or 2 Trump coins. We prefer the latter round these parts."

ITT: It's the year 2018

>"That'll be 25 dollars please."

ITT: It's the year 2023

>"Please anon spare me some bitbean, my boyfriend bought digibyte instead of bitbean and now we're struggling to feed the baby. They're going to replace my job with the blockchain and OMG hence why I'm smiling to avoid getting fired."

ITT: It's the year 2023

>"Oh hey anon! You haven't been here in years. How are those cryogen coins or whatever they're called going for ya? :) Last I heard they were made illegal, wait...were you in prison? Anyway that'll be 100 good old patriotic US dollars backed by its citizens, infrastructure, army, and gold reserves ! I feel so safe under Oprah, thank you madam president"

ITT: It's the year 2023

>"Welcome to Shop N Save. I am your hostbot Anna. Will you be paying with Bitcoin (cash) or Bitbean today xer?"

ITT: It's the year 2023

>"Sorry sir we do not expect Bitcoin Core here, Bitcoin (cash) only."

ITT: It's the year 2023

>"Hey anon welcome back to Shop N Save! Three boxes of corn flakes, 2 beers, a cucumber, and box of condoms. Thatll be 10 dollars sweetie!"
>Remember we don't accept any crypto currencies because they take jobs from the economy, I'm glad the government banned crypto now I can keep my job with cash payments still being around and also my boyfriend who works for a bank now has secure employment. This all means our children can grow up in a safe environment regulated by the government with no massive cases of inflation . Anyway anon how are this video game things coming along for you? "

ITT: It's the year 2023

>"Ok sir, 1 box of cornflakes, 2 sliced bread, a banana, and a lemon. That'll be 3 Government backed US dollars please."

ITT: It's the year 2023

"10 bottles of coke, 3 large chickens, 2 frying pans, a dgb lottery ticket, 10 bottles of wine, 3 bottles of Hennessey's, and a diamond ring. That'll be 1 (one) bitbean please xer "

ITT: It's the year 2023

"10 bottles of coke, 3 large chickens, 2 frying pans, a dgb lottery ticket, 10 bottles of wine, 3 bottles of Hennessey's, and a diamond ring. That'll be 1 (one) bitbean please xer "

>"That'll be zero point zero zero zero zero three seven five bitcoin please sir"

ITT: It's the year 2023

"10 bottles of coke, 3 large chickens, 2 frying pans, a dgb lottery ticket, 10 bottles of wine, 3 bottles of Hennessey's, and a diamond ring. That'll be 1 (one) bitbean please xer "

>"5 packets of cigarettes, a bottle of wine, three course dinner meal for 1, and cat food"
>"That'll be 1 bitbean please sir"

That'll be zero point zero zero zero nine eight seven five bitcoin please