/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>53685850
>>53685859
based
stay dead bich lasagna
long live CZ

Why doesn't my broker allow me to set up a $160 sell order on GME? They say it's "too high" and that the lowest order they'll allow is around 20% above it's current price.

Do all brokers do this?

I put my entire inheritance on ChainLink after being promised a moon, and I got was suicidal thoughts.

If I had waited I could have bought the Bitcoin bottom and become hyper rich in the next 3 years but no, you fuckers had to convince me that this or that altcoin was "Bitcoin 2.0"

FUCK you guy. Im so down, and im not even counting TAXES which are fucked up and will make me bankrupt for the rest of my life.

You fuckers have ruined me, fuck your fucking retarded tokens, I should have bought BTC and save myself a fucking headache.

>>20886757
Fuck off, I watch Tesla go from 60$ to 1700$ and I kept telling my self to buy an option also every day.
When I finally gather the 2 balls to pay the premium it literally plummet almost instantly to 1400$.
I am jaded as all fucks, your 2 fucking hundred dollars profit don't mean Jack fucking shit to me.
You watch a government Ponzi scheme and did nothing.
I lost the opportunity of a fucking life time

>>20262979
>>20262939

>Tfw I am about to buy the deepest and cheapest calls on gaysla and they will fucking print

They'll every attract even more months when they say gaysla rose to over 2k in less than a week, I want 100k this weekend and I went take any less.
Fuck America short it all

Frens I had a nightmare that Ghost dumped from copying a jeet coin’s whitepapers. Thank goodness it was just a dream.

screen cap this
>Trump sends everyone back to work
>lifts all bans
>overrides all governors
>Economy "back to normal" phase
>china uses this opportunity
>Hantavirus, H5N1 and COVID19 combine into one mega virus
>Second Wave Pandemic
>EF5+ tornadoes
>R9 earthquakes
>true society collapse
>Economy collapses
>possible Chinese military on US soil
>100,000,000 - 1,000,000,000 die


all this within the next few months because MUH BOEING STOCKS

>>17064355
>Wasting money on r*asties.
>Wasting money on h**kers.
>Not venerating God/the gods and using every last cent you make to escape society, modernity, and the grasp of those who would hold you in bondage.

You will never make it.

>starting master degree at 30 because I've been working in an unrelated field for 7 years and hate it

Seeing all these bobos makes my pee pee stick toward my tummy. Ooooooohhhhh

I am from the future. The future in which chainlink is exposed as a vaporware Russian scam. CW is proven to be Satoshi and SV is the #1 market cap coin at 4.75t.

I put my entire inheritance on ChainLink after being promised a moon, and I got was suicidal thoughts.

If I had waited I could have bought the Bitcoin bottom and become hyper rich in the next 3 years but no, you fuckers had to convince me that this or that altcoin was "Bitcoin 2.0"

FUCK you guy. Im so down, and im not even counting TAXES which are fucked up and will make me bankrupt for the rest of my life.

You fuckers have ruined me, fuck your fucking retarded tokens, I should have bought BTC and save myself a fucking headache.

>>6442221
LMAO. Good job OP.
Nothing like a classic meme to trigger newfags reddit scum.
The 300 word essay meme has been around for ages.

>burgers wake up
>all my coins go red

FRIG OFF